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[tuc biscuit]

I saw a young pakistani chap enter the gym today, natrually at 160 and 20% bodyfat he had chosen to wear a wifebeater, and capri pants, dude was lookin sweet.

First thing he does is to swing his whole arm around in a circular motion to loosen off his shoulder, unfortunately he didn't realise the top was loose on his water bottle, so there was some indoor sprinkler action happenin.

Next off he walks around throwing low jabs wherever he walks, really working the body of an imaginary opponent.

Then does a set of bicep curls surprisingly, also surprisingly his form wasn't so good, but that didn't perturb him, he then enters the main free-weight area and stands pretty much in the middle and hits a full back double biceps pose, and holds it for a good 30 seconds whilst checking himself out in 3 different mirrors.

More sets of biceps are punctuated by ab poses, bicep poses and more boxing work against an imaginary opponent.

I hope he will be my personal trainer.

 

[KillahBee]

I have secret desires to kill a person. They creep up on me at very odd times and I fear I may be losing control of my rational thought. Like when I am in an elevator with one other person for longer than 1 floor. Or sometimes when I am driving I find myself thinking of just slamming on the gas and ramming into someone head on.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm thinking about buying a Metal Detector and getting rich on all
you peoples lost jewery misfortunes..

 

[Moderate_THIS]

something interesting

 

[Pamela]

The boss is going out of town next week.

So it will be party time.

 

[Gambino]

I'm having surgery in a few hours...no food or water for me today, sucks cause I'm fucking hungry. What a pain in the arse

 

[Deleted member 33117]

New girl am I seeing, we had a good talk last night and both talked about some very personal stuff. She told me she would let me stay the night if she didn't have to get up so early in the monring, and wasn't so tired. She then said, "Just not tonight..." Anywho she is leaving for Houston after work this morning, but we'll both be there for the weekend. She is coming to a small party I and my sister and having at my mom's house, but again, this weekend will be bad. No way my parents or her parents are letting use sleep in the same room. They are both very religious and have the same rules about that shit in thier houses. Maybe next week.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Mufukka, I'm Turkish, not Pakistani. And I'm 17%. Thanks.

 

[Smurfy]

I splattered coffee on my face and up my nose. And it also sprinkled on my shirt thereby accentuating my breastises even more.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my urine is an unhealthy shade of yellow, and my tongue has 1/4" of white paste on it