Post something in this thread, And I will twist your words like a women

[SpyWizard]

I'm Pregnant, what are you going to do about it??

 

[needtogetaas]

Twist this needto:

I'm not at all turned on with what she's sayin

I gave up on twisting words. I don't know how they keep up with it.

 

[the_alcatraz]

A woman is a mighty creature.

I gave up on twisting words. I don't know how they keep up with it.

 

[GUARDIAN]

Honey I was working late.

 

[NEO1]

Aaaah, just like an STD...spreadin the love

I have been post whoring around. Making sure I made my rounds for the morning.

 

[ortiz34]

I can't believe your taking steroids. You did not even ask me. Now your dick and
balls are going to shrink. What about me wtf about me mememememememe? Can we afford this shit? How much are you spending on this shit? What about the kids? what about milk and dippers? You fucking looser.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are killing me here bro

 

[AztecWarrior]

I'll be right back, going to the store.

 

[ortiz34]

I'll be right back, going to the store.

For What? With who? You are not going to get "you know what"

<---------------------- CRACK

 

[redsamurai]

My idols are Jenna Jameson and Teagan...what do you think?

you guys are so fuckin easy.......jesus christ!!

 

[txbondsman]

wife calling office:
W- Hi. Are you busy?
Me- Yeah, I got somebody here and a person on the other line holding.
W- I wanted to ask you something.
Me- I really busy now, can I call you back?
W- I was looking at the bedroom, what do you think of painting it (insert color).
Me- Honey, I have Mr. Bigcustomer here, and I need to wait on him and I've still got someone holding.
W- I was thinking about (insert color) but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Me- I think that if I don't get off the phone, he's going to get pissed and walk out, it's the jail on the other line, Please, letme call you back in a minute!
W- You never have the time to talk, don't bother!! ( slams phone down)

WHY? WHY!! What was it that you didn't hear me say!!!!
I'll never understand this.....