txbondsman said:
lol, what did you say and what was their reaction?
Okay, so, there I was reading my bulletin (I'm Catholic), filled with the love of Christ. I'm happy 'cause I'm on the end of my pew (so I can make a quick escape at the end). In walks this family of like 12 and, of course, they sit one row in front of me. Mass starts and, as if he's taking direction from a divine stage manager, this little 4 or 5 year-old brat start hemin' and hawin'. He's squirming all over the seats, pulling his sisters hair, letting out these ungodly screams when his parents try to subdue him. This fucker either needed a serious attitude adjustment or an exorcist.
Anyway, the sermon starts and that little bastard starts getting louder and his parents are basically ignoring it at this point. People are turning their heads . . . I mean . . . it's bad. Well, then outta no where, that little shit makes a break for the aisle. He bolts out of their pew, physically climbs over ME (like I'm some kinda jungle gym) and plants his ass next to me. At that, I turned to his mom and said in a very firm voice audible to everyone in our section, "NO! You need to control your child!" It should be noted that only AFTER calling her out did she make any attempt to control the spawn of Satan. She then said, "My child's autistic. You'll have to excuse us." I said, "You still need to control you child." I then proceeded to throw her an "eat-shit-and-die" look.
Ultimately, the boy's aunt, or some other relative who was with them, took him out, back to his cage undoubtedly.
And I went back to being filled with the love of Christ.
