Ditto.
And let it be known that, if you and your your squirmy, ill-mannered brat sit near me in church and you show no inclination to control him/her, even while s/he tries to climb over me to get to the 50 ft of unused pew to my left, I will call your ass out right then and there in front of everyone! I did it last Sunday and I'll do it again! Praise Jesus!