Pistachios

[bigbassturd]

Why do people give a fuck about birthdays? It's just a day you happened to be born on

 

[nangiggles]

any dude that wood rather play video games than have sex (assuming that he didn't already have sex 3 times that day...we all have our limitations) might not be a dude at all...have you done a pecker check lately??

His T is 151 bro Dr said he'd get 1000mg a week soon *crosses fingers*

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[chewyxrage]

He is a tad crankier than usual
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He's gettin' old. I hate birthdays, probably his same feelings.

Still lame he turned down sexuals, tho. Birthday sex is the best.

 

[digimon7068]

His T is 151 bro Dr said he'd get 1000mg a week soon *crosses fingers*

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his doc is going to prescribe a gram a week?? nfw.

 

[wootoom]

He's cheating on you

 

[nangiggles]

his doc is going to prescribe a gram a week?? nfw.

Dr said and I quote "he'll be humping trees by next year"

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[mistaballoonhands]

Love most nuts, Brazilian being my favorite, I have two bags of pistachios right now along with some cashew poppy cock for hubby's bday saturday, NOOM

How the fuck could nagger toes be anyone's favorite?

 

[nangiggles]

How the fuck could nagger toes be anyone's favorite?

Huh?

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[miplank]

nigger toes bish

 

[dmaug2308]

You love nuts in your mouth don't you

U both do