Pick Up Lines

[Golfer18--old]

Hey moron, ostriches are large and powerful...

Wrong bitch. Big legs? Fuck no. Traps? Fuck no. Arms? Fuck no. The only thing they do is walk around like cocksuckers. They think they're hard but they are really dumbasses waiting on Darwin to take them. Large and powerful. Shut the fuck up........when have you ever seen an ostrich pounce on prey.

 

[TerraNoble]

Bro you do realize im bigger than you right? Just checking. You have the fucking genetics of an ostrich.

Can you guess this dmwitt?

What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about?

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YOU>>>>>>>Golfer- shit-18-ass-hole

 

[prophet]

lets play army...i'll lie down and play dead and you blow the shit out of me

 

[Golfer18--old]

Can you guess this dmwitt?

What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about?

Scrool down
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YOU>>>>>>>Golfer- shit-18-ass-hole

You stand no chance. I run circles around fuckers like you in my daily life. Strive to be me and you will be ok cock monkey. Now go swing.

 

[|NTRAMUSCULAR]

TerraNoble your 1/2 the man your mother was....and you look pretty fucking badass in your avatar

 

[BBJ]

Come on guys. let this stupid shit go. it started as a thread about pick up lines.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Come on guys. let this stupid shit go. it started as a thread about pick up lines.

Im just not happy unless im starting shit.

 

[BBJ]

Im just not happy unless im starting shit.

dude, i understand that. just be the bigger man.

 

[Golfer18--old]

dude, i understand that. just be the bigger man.

You got a lot to learn about me.

 

[augastes_stiranko]

I was once at an office party and went up to this chick and told her (you might as well have sex with me tonight because I'm going to tell everyone at the office that we did anyways) She thaught it was funny until she noticed that I was being serious