Phatchik is even hotter drunk

[PHATchik]

Gee, I wonder.


BTW, can we keep this bumped for Taps? I'm about to head out. Thanks guys!

 

[WIDELAT]

OK I'M JELOUS ITS OVER BETWEEN ME AND YOU PHATCHIK. MADE ME FEEL SPEACIAL AND NOW I KNOW YOU GOT ALL THESE OTHER DUDES.

 

[danielson]

wait

u mean i'm not the only one. i feel so cheap............













ok i can live with being cheap

 

[WIDELAT]

IM NOT CHEAP BUT I'M AFFORDABLE

 

[Taps]

lol. She said that I looked warm and she just wanted to snuggle up to me. So she did. Hey, she was drunk too, what do you expect?

Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.

 

[Austin316]

alls I know is Im the only one that matter so ya'll can shove it...King and Queen of Night Crew if you remember? ohhh and I learned a valuable lesson tonight, do NOT hit a southern girl with a pillow (In my case a stuffed plush eeyor doll) they are tough and hit pretty hard and like to slap

 

[danielson]

Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.

so, umm is this your code word for something else?

punched him in the eye.....doughnut puncher? and post-pranial drinking to boot....you must be a very friendly drunk

 

[PHATchik]

Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.

#1. You don't need to be telling me my friends are hot! BTW, they both think you are just great. You totally won them over. In fact, they asked me how I can even talk to that other guy they mentioned to you when I have great guys around like you. I tried not to laugh too much at their flattery of you. If they only knew. lol (love ya hon!)

#2. I wonder if Danielson is right. "Punched in the eye" sounds awfully suspicious to me.

And #3. I called back last night because Smalls said I had the right number and that was your stepdad or something on the machine. I hope I was right. If not, I left some total stranger a message.

Oh yeah. #4. AUSTIN! You should have learned from experiences with me not to mess with Southern girls. We kick ass! In more ways than one. And if you were messing with Eeyore, I really hope this girl kicked your butt!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

drunk girls are such a turnoff. buzzed, well i can tolerate that, but drunk they start to piss me off. their interest is jaded, and they can't even fucking look at you straight. its all such a big front.

 

[PHATchik]

A big front huh? Do tell. I can't wait to hear the explanation behind this.