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Phatchik is even hotter drunk

Taps

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Her southern accent thickens right up and her voice gets all husky. Or maybe just really, really slurred. :D She also has an odd habbit of talking on the phone while using the toilet. However, she was hammered off an astounding THREE WINE COOLERS, so I don't blame her for peeing in the middle of our conversation. :lmao: Call her a lightweight if you will (I sure did ;) ), but hey -- half a six pack makes for a cheap date. :)

So, to sum things up:

Phatchik = hot
Phatchik + booze = hotter

That is all.
 
3 wine coolers. is that fancy canuck talk for 3 glasses of wine








lightweight!!! :D (i might understand if she hadnt eaten though). LOL, i hope u called her or else she will probably wake up to find she dialed up a few wrong numbers in the morning. i wonder whether the kiddies will understand why she has pink eye....
 
I've been told that I have a thick southern accent already, I guess I need to stay away from alcohol.:(
 
Danielson, her food intake for the day consisted of a granola bar and a slice of pita bread. Obviously hanging around a fitness website hasn't rubbed off on her. :D

Big4Life, I for one like southern accents. I can't get enough Jerry Springer. ;)
 
I get way hotter when women are drunk. If it weren't for alochol I'd probably still be a virgin today. Which is why I always travel around with a flask.
 
i wont pretented to know what a granola bar is :D i will hypothesise that a granola bar and pita bread isnt enough to stop 3 wine coolers from makng u tipsy however
 
Word, Nature Boy. Alchohol is the greatest aphrodizac in the world.

Danelson -- Damn you and your backwards country. :D A granola bar is...well, a bar made of granola (which is made up of various bran and oat producs) held together with some kind of sticky substance (usually honey). A wine cooler comes in a bottle and is basically a fruit-flavored alcholic drink for girls and sissy boys. :)

Last I heard, Phat had some friends on the way over with a few bottles of vodka. They're gonna get naked and do lesbian stuff, I know it.
:p
 
3????? lord it took about 13 last time for me and that was stronnng beer..wimp lol shes lucky I don' call cuz alchohol = truth serum and lol I have my ways with that one :angel:
 
taps:

we have granola bars here. i have one on my windowsill right now.....its called a tracker bar. i just dont eat any of this hippy-shit food ok ;), i have no idea what any of it means. one of my friends ordered a chocolate mocca frosted frappachine or something yesterday in a starbucks, it was my first time ever in one :D

fruit flavoured alcoholic drink.....like an alco-pop? ahhh.......i remember drinking them when i was 13. although some do genuinely taste nice. better than beer. beer tastes like diluted vomit

also lets remember who your head of state is (The queen). yeah....thats right.....bitch! u guys are more like us than the yanks. and remember, thats a good thing :)


the people's champ:
i;ve heard of one before, just no idea what it actually was. turns out i used to eat them a lot when i was a kid. she sounds too damn hot though. no-one talks like that here. if they did i;d be doing my best to hit it :D
 
Oh my! This is some thread. Taps told me he was going to post it. lol. I'll admit when I talked to him, I was quite trashed. Yes, off 3 Smirnoff Ice which I drank in like 20-25 minutes. (That'll do it every time.) Plus, I hadn't eaten dinner before hand. One of my friends gave me pita bread to try to soak up the alcohol. Taps wanted them to keep me drunk. lol. They brought Jim Beam instead of vodka. I was finally beginning to sober up the teensiest bit when I drank good ole Jim Beam.

And yes, I did take the phone with me to the toilet. He told me too! And I don't think I really cared at that point. lol. And yes, my accent gets quite thick when I am drunk. (Or if I'm pissed off.)

Thanks to you guys for all the nice stuff? People's Champ....what's the something? Good, I hope.
 
PHATchik said:
Oh my! This is some thread. Taps told me he was going to post it. lol. I'll admit when I talked to him, I was quite trashed. Yes, off 3 Smirnoff Ice which I drank in like 20-25 minutes. (That'll do it every time.)
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i think i'll commit that to permanant memory ;)
 
I usually don't drink that fast. But we were doing a power hour game. And Danielson, you wouldn't need to get me drunk.
 
hmmm.....i hope not. i;ve never had brewers droop but you can;t be to careful ;)


whoops, am i getting ahead of myself :devil:
 
Mustn't do that my dear Danielson.


BTW, Taps, I tried to call you last night, but I think I got the wrong number. I didn't feel so hot Saturday morning when I woke up. I had eaten hummus (sp?) with blue corn chips while I was drinking the night before. I can now never eat hummus again. Sad. ALthough, I do remember calling it humbus when I was talking to you.

Oh yeah, another thing you would find of interest since you were so set on lesbian acts happening. I went to sleep on my friend's couch that night. When I woke up, this girl that was at the apartment too was sleeping on the couch with me all snuggled up. No, it was neither of my friends you talked to. Some complete stranger that was a friend of Julie's. Not quite as interesting as you hoped I know. But hey, it's something for that devious little mind of yours.:rolleyes: :D
 
PHATchik said:

Oh yeah, another thing you would find of interest since you were so set on lesbian acts happening. I went to sleep on my friend's couch that night. When I woke up, this girl that was at the apartment too was sleeping on the couch with me all snuggled up. No, it was neither of my friends you talked to. Some complete stranger that was a friend of Julie's. Not quite as interesting as you hoped I know. But hey, it's something for that devious little mind of yours.:rolleyes: :D
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ahh screw him finding it intersting....i'm all over this like a fly on shit!

soooo, this snuggling. now you know when marge and homer say they wanna snuggle they aren't talking about cuddling up together.....;)
 
lol. She said that I looked warm and she just wanted to snuggle up to me. So she did. Hey, she was drunk too, what do you expect?
;)
 
PHATchik said:
lol. She said that I looked warm and she just wanted to snuggle up to me. So she did. Hey, she was drunk too, what do you expect?
;)
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what did i expect......

well if i saw you lying on a couch and u looked warm and i wanted to get warmer......well......'snuggling' would be happening. thats all im saying :D it just depends on whatur defintiton of 'snuggling' is ;)
 
Hmmm, well to be perfectly honest, I think if it was you "snuggling" on the couch with me, I think I would totally redefine the word. :p
 
yeah.....i think i'd like that somehow.

i think all the other guys on the board would get more out of you snuggling with julies frined though. can;t think why :D
 
OK I'M JELOUS ITS OVER BETWEEN ME AND YOU PHATCHIK. MADE ME FEEL SPEACIAL AND NOW I KNOW YOU GOT ALL THESE OTHER DUDES.
 
wait

u mean i'm not the only one. i feel so cheap............













ok i can live with being cheap ;)
 
PHATchik said:
lol. She said that I looked warm and she just wanted to snuggle up to me. So she did. Hey, she was drunk too, what do you expect?
;)
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Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" :D (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. ;) )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
 
alls I know is Im the only one that matter so ya'll can shove it...King and Queen of Night Crew if you remember? ohhh and I learned a valuable lesson tonight, do NOT hit a southern girl with a pillow (In my case a stuffed plush eeyor doll) they are tough and hit pretty hard and like to slap :bawling:
 
Taps said:


Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" :D (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. ;) )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
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so, umm is this your code word for something else?:D

punched him in the eye.....doughnut puncher? and post-pranial drinking to boot....you must be a very friendly drunk ;)
 
Taps said:


Snuggling is just her code word for "we got naked and did nasty things to each other" :D (Her friends are super-duper cool. They sound hot too. ;) )

Actually, this remeinds me of the time when one of my friends got plastered and tried to kiss me 'cuase he "thought it would be nice." I punched him in the eye and we went back to drinking. lol

Glad to see you survived your first bender, babe. I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
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#1. You don't need to be telling me my friends are hot! :mad: BTW, they both think you are just great. You totally won them over. In fact, they asked me how I can even talk to that other guy they mentioned to you when I have great guys around like you. :rolleyes: I tried not to laugh too much at their flattery of you. If they only knew. lol :bigkiss: (love ya hon!)

#2. I wonder if Danielson is right. "Punched in the eye" sounds awfully suspicious to me. :angel:

And #3. I called back last night because Smalls said I had the right number and that was your stepdad or something on the machine. I hope I was right. If not, I left some total stranger a message. :worried:

Oh yeah. #4. AUSTIN! You should have learned from experiences with me not to mess with Southern girls. We kick ass! In more ways than one. And if you were messing with Eeyore, I really hope this girl kicked your butt!
 
drunk girls are such a turnoff. buzzed, well i can tolerate that, but drunk they start to piss me off. their interest is jaded, and they can't even fucking look at you straight. its all such a big front.
 
PHATchik said:
A big front huh? Do tell. I can't wait to hear the explanation behind this.
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hmm, i dont think one is gonna be made :)
 
PHATchik said:
I didn't think so either. But hey, I'm a curious girl. Can't hurt to try....:angel:
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i think taps might have been onto something about that snuggling :p
 
LOL! I just can't say anything to you! I never said just how curious a girl I am. Depends on the situation. :angel:
 
PHATchik said:
LOL! I just can't say anything to you! I never said just how curious a girl I am. Depends on the situation. :angel:
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lol you can't!

i'll take the hint and not try and find hidden statements in the above quote. but i'll always wonder how curious ;)
 
f u called getting pummeled with slaps and punches and an elbow to the groin and almost bitten gettig my butt kicked...yea but she's from georgia not lil ole TN

and you my dear def could not kick my butt although I know from past exp with you thats not what ud like to do anyways to that area...for one a certain avatar you used for a very looong time tells me you don't want it damaged ;)
 
Danielson, you needn't try to play innocent. It doesnt' work. lol.

And Austin, you know full well that I can kick your butt quite easily. I would just get Smalls to make a new avatar of your bruised and battered "prized possession" :rolleyes:
 
haha only because Id let you babe but your the one that dubs it my prized possesion and all (hmmmm I wonder why ;)) and speaking of eeyor I still intend on getting to you my lil eeyor joke at some point, but not use a normal envelope this time lol
 
PHATchik said:
Danielson, you needn't try to play innocent. It doesnt' work. lol.
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you know me too well it seems. oh well my mum thinks i am. thats what matters :)
 
PHATchik said:
No comment.
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haha its great when you know all the right things to push, and with you my dear I def know what works and what doesn't :p I know many many *interesting* things
 
PHATchik said:



Yeah, you keep that dream alive. :D
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:lmao:

no seriously they have no idea what i;ve got up to. at least i think they haven;t.............


having said that my dad is only slowly revealing what he got up to when he was younger, and i dont think i;ll ever top what he;s done in his life. he was being shot at when he was 11 after stealing whiskey for one ;)
 
PHATchik said:


#1. You don't need to be telling me my friends are hot! :mad: BTW, they both think you are just great. You totally won them over. In fact, they asked me how I can even talk to that other guy they mentioned to you when I have great guys around like you. :rolleyes: I tried not to laugh too much at their flattery of you. If they only knew. lol :bigkiss: (love ya hon!)

#2. I wonder if Danielson is right. "Punched in the eye" sounds awfully suspicious to me. :angel:

And #3. I called back last night because Smalls said I had the right number and that was your stepdad or something on the machine. I hope I was right. If not, I left some total stranger a message. :worried:

Oh yeah. #4. AUSTIN! You should have learned from experiences with me not to mess with Southern girls. We kick ass! In more ways than one. And if you were messing with Eeyore, I really hope this girl kicked your butt!
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#1 I'm so amazing I even amaze myself. How could they not like me? :D

#2 I'm a firm beliver in "don't ask, don't tell"

#3. Got your message. :)

#4 I don't understand what the hell you guys are talking about.

I've been at work for...just under 10 hours so far today. :sick: Chances are you'll reaad this before I get a chance to call, but i'll leave ya a nice voicemail anyway. :)

PS: Danielson needs to find better things to do than flirt with girls on the other side of the ocean. :lmao:
 
Taps said:

PS: Danielson needs to find better things to do than flirt with girls on the other side of the ocean. :lmao:
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:bawling:


yeah i should probably revise or something work related :D
 
Ummm, Taps, you can't really say anything about Danielson. Look at me. We're in 2 totally different countries. :rolleyes: And btw, you didn't really think you were going to get a hold of me at 5:30 in the morning did you? My butt was sound asleep. :D
 
JK.

I'm not even sure who the mysterious yet sexy PHATchik is although I do know you're from my hometown.

So why dontcha drop me a hint so we can hook up?
 
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