I hate the fact that the fucking legdes in the shower are never made quite wide enough to hold shampoo, body wash, shaving gel, Mach 3, etc., so I knock at least one fucking thing off every time I take a shower.
That shit really annoys me.
Also, people that act like complete pieces of shit and make snide, unwarranted comments because they know we're somewhere where I can't kick their fucking ass without major consequences (work is a good example). If I knew I had the option of kicking their ass, I might not even take advantage of that fact. It would just give me piece of mind to know that I could bitch slap them hard enough to knock them unconscious whenever they mouthed me.