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Penis Piercing

plifter

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I've been thinking about getting mine pierced. I look like I'm the most conservative, uptight, all work-no play type of guy and I kind of wanted to do something that's a little bit wild. You know, so that when I get a woman in bed, she gets a little surprise. I'm not talking about getting a big barbell all the way through the glans, I was considering just getting something pierced through the frenulum.

Has anyone here had it done? Also, if I go to the tattoo/piercing place, is it proper etiquette to request that it be done by a female only? I don't want a man touching my package even if he is wearing latex gloves.
 
I take it you guys are against this idea, right? I haven't committed to anything and I've had a few drinks in me. I might decide against it when I sober up a bit.
 
Don't do it. There's nothing sexy about sepsis, surprising, yes, sexy, no.
 
plifter said:
I take it you guys are against this idea, right? I haven't committed to anything and I've had a few drinks in me. I might decide against it when I sober up a bit.
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That is a hell no against it!

Actually, I say go for it. Hell I have a nail gun and I won't charge you. I just want to see the look on your face. :evil: :evil:
 
Bad Idea! There's nothing sexy about a stretched out ring hole in the end of and old schmeckle!!!!
 
OK, you guys talked me out of it. It seemed like a good idea 10 minutes ago. Funny how alcohol affects the brain.
 
Good luck going through metal detectors. Get ready to be royally embarassed.

A chick last month had to take her nipple piercing out.

Piercings are a pain at airports. Most remove them before going on a trip.

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I had a small one under the hood (no big hole or anything) it really didn't do a thing except make a good conservation when the subject came up.

It has hence been removed and the hole sealed back up.

I've seen some that are insane though. I'm not into the big rings and rods. That is stupid.

Also, just imagine what an infection can do down there...end it all! Be careful.
 
have any of you women ever been with a guy with a prince albert?? I'm assuming the only reason a straight guy would do this is the sensations it "may" give to a woman. However, I could see a woman not wanting to deep throat you too much with one of those things.

So far the resounding consensus from the women is a big hell no.
 
Crak had his dong pierced, he said when he got his nut it was messy as fuck, coming out the side and whatnot. That's enough reason right there :)
 
chewyxrage said:
Crak had his dong pierced, he said when he got his nut it was messy as fuck, coming out the side and whatnot. That's enough reason right there :)
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I'm sober now. What the fuck was going on inside my head when I posted this?
 
chewyxrage said:
Crak had his dong pierced, he said when he got his nut it was messy as fuck, coming out the side and whatnot. That's enough reason right there :)
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wtf that makes no sense to me; aren't there like vessels that carry it? So when he peed did it also squirt everywhere?
 
when I was younger I had a girl cheat on my with a dude that had one so I always take my anger out on dudes when I find out they have one. The way I see it, they have at least one trait in common with that dude so I'm willing to take the chance they have that "piece of shit" trait also.
 
Megalomaniac said:
when I was younger I had a girl cheat on my with a dude that had one so I always take my anger out on dudes when I find out they have one. The way I see it, they have at least one trait in common with that dude so I'm willing to take the chance they have that "piece of shit" trait also.
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lmao this is awesome
 
plifter said:
so that when I get a woman in bed, she gets a little surprise.
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If you are the same original Plifter that used to post here years ago, I can assure you that any women that jumps in bed with you is going to get a "little surprise". Unfortunately.
 
chewyxrage said:
Crak had his dong pierced, he said when he got his nut it was messy as fuck, coming out the side and whatnot. That's enough reason right there :)
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No, Crak pierced his at home one night, posted pictures of the entire process (about 15) here on EF as it was happening.

nasty shit.
 
plifter said:
I've been thinking about getting mine pierced. I look like I'm the most conservative, uptight, all work-no play type of guy and I kind of wanted to do something that's a little bit wild. You know, so that when I get a woman in bed, she gets a little surprise. I'm not talking about getting a big barbell all the way through the glans, I was considering just getting something pierced through the frenulum.

Has anyone here had it done? Also, if I go to the tattoo/piercing place, is it proper etiquette to request that it be done by a female only? I don't want a man touching my package even if he is wearing latex gloves.
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What the fuck, dude.
 
AAP said:
If you are the same original Plifter that used to post here years ago, I can assure you that any women that jumps in bed with you is going to get a "little surprise". Unfortunately.
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oh no he didn't...
 
Me and some friends got into a kinda 3 person pissin contest on who would get pierced, so one minute we are drinking in a bar the next we are being poked by some dude that looks like he plays bass for Monster Magnet. I got mine in the tounge, a girl got one in the belly and one guy took it in the little firemans helmet (he won) that shit was brutal..What they did,nt know is that I took a couple of lora-tabs and you could of smashed my shit with a brick and I could,nt feel it......
 
AAP said:
If you are the same original Plifter that used to post here years ago, I can assure you that any women that jumps in bed with you is going to get a "little surprise". Unfortunately.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In all seriousness, piercings "down below" only work well on guys that have objectively HUGE cranks. Of course, I've always been concerned about chipping a tooth on some of the more hefty pieces of jewelry I've come across over the years. That's not to say that it can't be hot on the right guy tho. :p
 
I've never seen one on a dude up-close and personal and to be quite honest, I've never really had the desire. I find some piercings to be VERY HOT but that ain't one of them.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I've never seen one on a dude up-close and personal and to be quite honest, I've never really had the desire. I find some piercings to be VERY HOT but that ain't one of them.
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Like Campari . . . it's kind of an acquired taste. Ditto with tattoo's in that area.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
Like Campari . . . it's kind of an acquired taste. Ditto with tattoo's in that area.
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Touche...

I dunno, I guess that I just prefer the look of those on a woman's genitalia... and I am STRAIGHT! :lmao: ... much to my husband's dismay.
 
AAP said:
No, Crak pierced his at home one night, posted pictures of the entire process (about 15) here on EF as it was happening.

nasty shit.
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You remember incorrectly. He posted pictures, but it was done in a parlor by a professional.
 
Mr. dB said:
You remember incorrectly. He posted pictures, but it was done in a parlor by a professional.
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His first one. He did the second one himself with a fish hook. Remember how he was posting he heard the krrrrrkkkkk sound as the hook finally popped out.
 
AAP said:
His first one. He did the second one himself with a fish hook. Remember how he was posting he heard the krrrrrkkkkk sound as the hook finally popped out.
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Oh. I missed that episode. Was it posted here, or elsewhere?
 
i am told that my penis piercings bump and rub on internal areas not normally stimulated. :evil: :artist:
 
rnch said:
i am told that my penis piercings bump and rub on internal areas not normally stimulated. :evil: :artist:
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Yea but I am thinkin that your Johnson is bigger than 2" erect?

I mean, unless you have heard, "Is it in yet?" I am thinkin this is the case... 'cause you and I have never been *cough* anywhere near intimate.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Yea but I am thinkin that your Johnson is bigger than 2" erect?

I mean, unless you have heard, "Is it in yet?" I am thinkin this is the case... 'cause you and I have never been *cough* anywhere near intimate.
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well, mine is not in the same league as the pic layinback posted earlier today ( :lmao: ) but so far no complaints! :artist:
 
rnch said:
well, mine is not in the same league as the pic layinback posted earlier today ( :lmao: ) but so far no complaints! :artist:
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As I have said time and time again, there are those of us ladies who prefer smaller than *ample*.... but 2" ain't hardly satisfyin for no one... :worried:

Even so... got tongue?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
....Even so... got tongue?
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HELL YEHHHH!! gotta do sumpin' when too much liquor/grass/poppers/coke/whatever prevents me from "rising for the occassion". :p :p :evil: :chomp: :artist:
 
rnch said:
HELL YEHHHH!! gotta do sumpin' when too much liquor/grass/poppers/coke/whatever prevents me from "rising for the occassion". :p :p :evil: :chomp: :artist:
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GOOD MAN!

It takes a truly unselfish lover to realize that it is about waaaaaaaaaaaay more than his winkie!
 
If that is 5", then it must have been reallllllllyyyyy cold in that room. I thought photography lights gave off some heat. :confused:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That was 5.25"... get your story straight! Can't you read?!?!

And whatchu talkin bout pics for? I don't see no pics!
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AAP'S is 5.25" ?
 
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