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KAYNE
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karson said:A boy walks into a bank and asks the manager about the job advertised for a security guard at night. The boy fills out an application and the manager says "Im sorry, this position demands a degree." The boy gets upset and storms out of the building. A few years later he walks into the same bank to make a deposit. The teller says, wow thats a big check, may I ask what you do? The guy replies "I own my own company." The teller says, "well what did you get your college degree in?" The guy replies "I never went to college!!!" The teller says "imagine were you could be if you did..." and the guy says, yea, i would be a security guard here...
Once again College = party
Im not agains it, but buyers beware
DICKHEAD.....THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO EVERY FUCKING RULE. I KNOW A GUY WHO DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND JUST BOUGHT HIMSELF A $500K BOAT. THATS ON TOP OF HIS OTHER TOYS LIKE HIS PORCHE, HALF MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE, MOTORCYCLE, 2 LEXUSES (FOR HIS PARENTS), AND VARIOUS OTHER SHIT.
YOU ARE REALLY A FUCKING IDIOT. PLEASE GO KILL YOUR FUCKING FATHER AND MOTHER FOR NOT ABORTING YOU.
KAYNE