casavant said:
Keep 'em coming.
Theres this guy whose father is getting old and needs to be taken care of.
The man decides it is best that he puts his father in a nursing home.
After the man puts his father in the home he starts feeling bad that he has left his father in a home and not taken care of him himself.
The next morning the father calls up his son and sounds really excited.
The man says "dad you should great how is everything going"?
The father tells his son that the places is great. He says " I woke up this morning with morning wood and this amazing nurse came over and sucked me off. This place is great".
The son is releived by what he hears since earlier he felt guilty for leaving his father.
The next week the son calls his father and when he answers he notices his father sounds really upset.
The son asks his dad whats wrong.
The father responds with " son today I was walking down the hallway and I slipped and fell, then some huge red headed hillbilly picked me up ripped my pants off and fucked me in the ass"
The son is stunned by what he hears but responds with "well dad you gotta take the Good with the Bad, the good part is that you get blowjobs in the morning".
The father says "well that would be fine, I could take the good with the bad but the problem is I only get morning wood once a month and I fall down like 6 times a day".