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flex123 said:
alright, i'd like to see another side of drew
Part 2 of why college is pointless: I give you a story...
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Theres a man that is walking down the street and he passes a night club that has a sign in the window that says "Piano player wanted"
The man goes in and applys for the job, and the club manager asks him to play a song for him.
The man sits down and plays the most wonderful song the manager has heard in his life.
The manager tells the man that he has never heard someone play such a song in his life, and asks what the name of the song was.
The piano player responds saying it is a song he wrote himself and the name is "fuck your sister then bang a goat".
The manager is put back by the name of the song and requests to hear another song.
Again the man plays a song that is more brilliant then the prior.
The manager tells the man this and asks whatthe name of that one was.
The piano player says "well thats another one I wrote myself and it's called Stick me in the ass and watch me cum".
The manager is again apauled by this but says to the man "You're the best piano player I have ever heard and I'm going to hire you, only under one circumstance and that is not to tell any of the customers the names of your songs.
Well the piano player plays at the club that very night. He plays acouple songs and the crowd is stunned by his playing.
After an hour the piano player stands up and makes an announcment. He says "thanks everyone I'll be taking a break for a short period and I'll be back to play shortly".
The piano player uses the restrooms and on his way out he must have forgot to zipper up his pants.
A man walking in sees the piano player and is horrified by what he sees. He says to the piano player " Hey buddy, do you know your fly is open and your cock is hanging out?"
The piano player responds with "Know it? I fucken Wrote IT!"
I have some more If you still want some more.....I know these things by heart
The man goes in and applys for the job, and the club manager asks him to play a song for him.
The man sits down and plays the most wonderful song the manager has heard in his life.
The manager tells the man that he has never heard someone play such a song in his life, and asks what the name of the song was.
The piano player responds saying it is a song he wrote himself and the name is "fuck your sister then bang a goat".
The manager is put back by the name of the song and requests to hear another song.
Again the man plays a song that is more brilliant then the prior.
The manager tells the man this and asks whatthe name of that one was.
The piano player says "well thats another one I wrote myself and it's called Stick me in the ass and watch me cum".
The manager is again apauled by this but says to the man "You're the best piano player I have ever heard and I'm going to hire you, only under one circumstance and that is not to tell any of the customers the names of your songs.
Well the piano player plays at the club that very night. He plays acouple songs and the crowd is stunned by his playing.
After an hour the piano player stands up and makes an announcment. He says "thanks everyone I'll be taking a break for a short period and I'll be back to play shortly".
The piano player uses the restrooms and on his way out he must have forgot to zipper up his pants.
A man walking in sees the piano player and is horrified by what he sees. He says to the piano player " Hey buddy, do you know your fly is open and your cock is hanging out?"
The piano player responds with "Know it? I fucken Wrote IT!"
I have some more If you still want some more.....I know these things by heart
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Frackal
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Damn this is a stupid thread
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