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So I park inside this underground parking garage in my building. After working a cool 15 hours today, I leave around 10:15pm and go down to where my car is. Driving out of the garage I turn the final corner to the exit when I am greeted by two huge steel garage doors in my face. I was under the impression that, even though the garage closes at 9, I could still get OUT after 9pm.
So I stop and think to myself - What in the motherfuckingfucksticks am I going to do now>? And I called the "Emergency Services Number" and got one of Jackangel's relatives who told me to go back into the building I came from and find the security personnel who could surely assist me with their 'pass key' so I could exit the garage.
So back to my parking spot I go, and I use my badgeto try to open the doors for the elevators - and nothing. Fucking doors wont open even WITH my security badge. Fuckyoumotherfucker.
Then within a split second, I start freaking out all schizophrenic-style. Not really but I certainly started breathing heavy and not in a "im horny please touch my no-no-spot" kidn of way. At this point, Im literally locked inside of an abandoned underground parking garage facility with no way of escaping.
pretty fucking scared at this point but I call Jackangel's uncle back and tell him that I cannot get out and he says "well if you are patient enough to wait, I can get there in about an hour to an hour and a half".
motherfuckingbastardfucker, I have no choice but to be patient. I cannot leave. Did you forget I am stuck inside here ?? and Im pretty sure the walls are closing in on me as we speak and it is highly likely there is a madman inside here waiting to attack me and I have nowhere to run.
My first thought was FUCK THIS Im calling 911 they have to come save me fucking A. I was panicking at this point and crying and getting mad and scared all at the same time. Hoy fuck that sucked. I guess this is what panic feels like to all you panic-attack sufferers.
But as Im still on the phone wiith Jackangel Sr., I see a dude walking inside the garage with an electric tool of some sort and I spot him wearing a badge similar to mine on his belt. And I scream HEY YOU WORK HERE??
and he's like no, but if you pull up closer to those metal doors, it will trip the sensor and the doors will open and you can get out by using the automated machine with your credit card.
HOLY FUCK! SAY WHAT?!??!?! I wanted to kiss the man and possible have his babies. It was damn near the biggest sigh of relief ever. I was like a frantic beast getting out of that fucking place. Once I pulled out onto the street, it hit me how scared I really was in there, and I just started bawling.
pussy.
So I stop and think to myself - What in the motherfuckingfucksticks am I going to do now>? And I called the "Emergency Services Number" and got one of Jackangel's relatives who told me to go back into the building I came from and find the security personnel who could surely assist me with their 'pass key' so I could exit the garage.
So back to my parking spot I go, and I use my badgeto try to open the doors for the elevators - and nothing. Fucking doors wont open even WITH my security badge. Fuckyoumotherfucker.
Then within a split second, I start freaking out all schizophrenic-style. Not really but I certainly started breathing heavy and not in a "im horny please touch my no-no-spot" kidn of way. At this point, Im literally locked inside of an abandoned underground parking garage facility with no way of escaping.
pretty fucking scared at this point but I call Jackangel's uncle back and tell him that I cannot get out and he says "well if you are patient enough to wait, I can get there in about an hour to an hour and a half".
motherfuckingbastardfucker, I have no choice but to be patient. I cannot leave. Did you forget I am stuck inside here ?? and Im pretty sure the walls are closing in on me as we speak and it is highly likely there is a madman inside here waiting to attack me and I have nowhere to run.
My first thought was FUCK THIS Im calling 911 they have to come save me fucking A. I was panicking at this point and crying and getting mad and scared all at the same time. Hoy fuck that sucked. I guess this is what panic feels like to all you panic-attack sufferers.
But as Im still on the phone wiith Jackangel Sr., I see a dude walking inside the garage with an electric tool of some sort and I spot him wearing a badge similar to mine on his belt. And I scream HEY YOU WORK HERE??
and he's like no, but if you pull up closer to those metal doors, it will trip the sensor and the doors will open and you can get out by using the automated machine with your credit card.
HOLY FUCK! SAY WHAT?!??!?! I wanted to kiss the man and possible have his babies. It was damn near the biggest sigh of relief ever. I was like a frantic beast getting out of that fucking place. Once I pulled out onto the street, it hit me how scared I really was in there, and I just started bawling.
pussy.
