Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[fistfullofsteel]

your hormones go fucking nuts at the age. one of the shittiest things about being a teen. they will try to fuck a whole in the wall if given a chance. i hope he finds a girlfriend. jerking off in public like pee wee herman is a big no no though. dropping your load on something public is i would make him write 1,000 times on the blackboard in church that he will not spank it in public again.

 

[Longhorn85]

i would make him write 1,000 times on the blackboard in church that he will not spank it in public again.

He would never get that girlfriend then

 

[fistfullofsteel]

He would never get that girlfriend then

girlfriend that goes to a different church

 

[redsamurai]

greatest story on elite...........EVER!! I love it!! The kid's got gumption!! Balls I say!!! You could learn something from your kid longhorn..... And fuck, was he just prison lubing it outside? I mean, I'm guessing the kid doesn't walk around with lotion in his pocket....or maybe he does.......but did he just spit on it and have at it right in the bleacher? That fucking rules!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

is his bigger than yours?

 

[WODIN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE

 

[Sub-Zero]

No need to apologize, what do you think I lectured him about? As I said it is a challenge for us.

I will say though, my son, who just turned 17 last month, is immature in many ways, while mature in others. I honestly think he only recently discovered masturbation. Before you protest that notion, I can tell you that I was even older.

This was a dumb act, and I made sure he knows. He thought he was in a secluded area, but he really wasn't. To add, even though he just turned 17, he is 6'3"and 185lbs. He is our project child.

dude, iv jerked off in a fuckin public restroom before class onetime.

when youre horny youre horny.

but you seem to be a great dad. just keep doin what your doing, and when similar shit come up instead of blowing up at him and expecting him to know why, do what you did and for every fuck up be sure and explain and lecture untill he can regurgitate why and say why he fucked up in his own words and how it impacts everything, as opposed to "good bad".(which is something i wish my parents did a bit more of) its an important time right now since hes gunna have to start dealing with the real world

 

[heatherrae]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

oh my

 

[nimbus]

greatest story on elite...........EVER!! I love it!! The kid's got gumption!! Balls I say!!! You could learn something from your kid longhorn..... And fuck, was he just prison lubing it outside? I mean, I'm guessing the kid doesn't walk around with lotion in his pocket....or maybe he does.......but did he just spit on it and have at it right in the bleacher? That fucking rules!!!

rofl @ prison lubing.

 

[RottenWillow]

Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I thought guys needed lube for their selflove. Does he carry some around with him?