Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[hanselthecaretaker]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

So he whipped it out in open view in a public place, where people could stroll up like you did at any moment? Damn he sounded determined.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE

lol damn I gotta try the banana peel sometime. Synergistic nourishment.

 

[digimon7068]

Like I said, the deed is no big deal, it was the where/when.

Believe it or not, at church, but not on Sunday.

We were attending a youth gathering last Saturday and I sent him outside to help prepare for game time outside. After a while I hadn't heard from him, so I went to see how he was progressing. Saw the bag of game stuff on the ground and found him sitting on the balcony whaling away.

I'm laughing right now thinking about it.

g00d l0rd. . .that's priceless. . .

 

[swole]

yeah, so is attempting to blow yourself at some point in time, or sticking a finger up your ass when your a kid in the bathtub, hahhahahahaha

i still do that and i'm 25

 

[rnch]

rofl @ prison lubing.

quoting AAP: "spit and steady pressure"

 

[Dial_tone]

At least he didn't give you the line about boosting testosterone before game time.

 

[redsamurai]

see longhorn, this is what happens when you shelter a child by raising him in "the faith". You were older than 17 when you decided it felt good to rub your cock out? Dude......... That's just repression there..........and it leads to unhealthy sublimation later on in life......like playing footsie with a stranger in an adjacent stall in an airport bathroom. lol

But you got yourself a real nature boy right there...........right on!!

 

[rnch]

i still do that and i'm 25

you KNOW you love it when ur gf does that at the right moment....

 

[Sub-Zero]

I thought guys needed lube for their selflove. Does he carry some around with him?

if my hands are dry and dont stick to the skin i can go raw! otherwise i go spitting

 

[gotmilk]

New meaning to 10 hail marys