Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

"Excuse me, do you work for UPS ? No ? Cause I could have sworn you were checking out my package"

 

[Spartacus]

"if youre not attracted to me i'll just ask one of the other 2000 attractive women in town out. See you later".

best one

 

[Lumberg]

I was at dinner tonight and for some reason the iddue of wearing a wedding dress again and my cousin had her wedding dress hermetically sealed or some shit. I guess the lace goes yellow or soemthing. So she has a one-year old son and she said I can only imagine if he asks a girl if she wants to wear his mother's wedding dress. And I said "Yeah, you might want to suggest that he waits until the SECOND date to bring that up" much to the delight of my relatives.

So my nomiation for bad pick up lines would be "Want to wear my mother's wedding dress?"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

"Hi, my online handle is JerseyArt"

say that and youre FOCKED

 

[Spartacus]

if they're drunk
"come on we're leaving now"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You know you want me, just admit it. But of course I can say it because it's true. It's all true.

 

[Robert Jan]

Nice dress, Does it come off too?

Those are some tight pants. How do you get into those?

 

[n0th1ng]

If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

 

[geoboy]

Sorry, but I just have to ask, I couldnt help noticing- Are you an assmodel?

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the comeback putdown is too easy ("No...are you an asshole?")

 

[geoboy]

That handbag is shit, don't touch my ungaro shirt you slut or I will pour my white russian over your head!

does that work for you usually?