Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

[egotistical_player]

That handbag is shit, don't touch my ungaro shirt you slut or I will pour my white russian over your head!

 

[Lao Tzu]

"if youre not attracted to me i'll just ask one of the other 2000 attractive women in town out. See you later".

 

[BonerBoy]

did your face catch on fire???
because it looks like someone tried to put it out with an axe

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."

 

[tiger88]

are your parents retarded? cuz you're special.

lololloololllpolol

 

[Robert Jan]

Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."

godly.

 

[SupraHero]

Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."

BWHAHAHAHAH That is the best.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

keep 'em coming, i have more room in htis notepad still

 

[Code]

My favorite line:

"It's either cold in here, or you're happy to see me."

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Anyone remember Beavis and Butthead?

Butthead- "Hey baby... I'm so cool I've got a beard on my palms."
Beavis- "Yeah... hehe, damn we're smooth."