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Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I can walk by again...











Ok, maybe that's an old one, but its still one of the lamest lines of all time.
 
I went up to a girl in a bar/club and TOLD her "Gimme your phone number." That`s it. Nothing else. She said "Excuse me?" lol I said it again...

She said "I don`t even know your name" lol I would`nt budge...

She eventually gave it to me (her number) after I gave up my name. But that`s it. It actually was`nt even my name, I just wanted the number to see how far I could go with being an ass.
 
lol nice

how about

"hey baby, you sure you're not tired? cause u been running through my mind all day"
 
are your parents retarded? cuz you're special.
 
lol those are all funny

probably the only that will ever get you laid consistantly is indyjones "are you rollin"
 
BonerBoy said:
lol those are all funny

probably the only that will ever get you laid consistantly is indyjones "are you rollin"
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Fucked up, but BoneBoy speaks the truth.
 
"Hey bitch, wanna fuck?" That one doesn't seem to work very well either.
 
biteme said:
"Hey bitch, wanna fuck?" That one doesn't seem to work very well either.
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Agreed, there are a handful of girls who will go for that line if they already wanted you. Its a long shot though, and I wouldn't recomend it.
 
The one I like it to go up to a hot girl ask her for a band-aid and tell her I need one because I fell in love with you.
 
travis200 said:
The one I like it to go up to a hot girl ask her for a band-aid and tell her I need one because I fell in love with you.
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or how about Joe Namath's famous line: "I want to kiss you"
 
Can I have your number? It seems I lost mine.

Are you a natural blonde, or do i have to come up with something original?

Have any (insert nationality) in you? No? want any?

I like you, not just physically you know, but you seems like the kind of girl I could put a piece of myself into

*look down* well shit, it certainly isnt going to suck itself

When god created you, he must have been showing off

I spoke to god yesterday, he told me he was missing an angel. but dont worry. im not talking.

Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Your place or mine?

Sorry, but I just have to ask, I couldnt help noticing- Are you an assmodel?

[Shakespaerian acting] Oh my angel, why must we fool ourselves any longer? Come away with me, in the tropics the palms wave separately for you, my love. I want away to a utopic piece of land, and flush the lies out of my throat... There are nights I cry over the rooftops, I want to burn out not fade away... I want to see the fire
I want to fly away with you and dance slowly on a foreign square in the twilight... I want you...[/Shakespaerian acting]

*bump into her by accident* Wanna fuck?

Your eyes are like the stars... not that they twinkle or or they
shine or anything, but theyre so far apart you know...
 
ALL lines are lame. if you cant get laid talk to me i'll help you out. i have a way with the ladies :)
 
Robert Jan said:

When god created you, he must have been showing off
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lol, I like this one.
I am going to use it this weekend.
I will report back and let you know how it went...:)
 
"if youre not attracted to me i'll just ask one of the other 2000 attractive women in town out. See you later".
 
Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."
 
IvanOffelitch said:
Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."
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godly.
 
IvanOffelitch said:
Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."
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BWHAHAHAHAH That is the best.
 
My favorite line:

"It's either cold in here, or you're happy to see me."
 
Anyone remember Beavis and Butthead?

Butthead- "Hey baby... I'm so cool I've got a beard on my palms."
Beavis- "Yeah... hehe, damn we're smooth."
 
Here's a couple of "lame-o's"

"Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"

"Do you know Karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'!"

:rolleyes:
 
do you have Windex in your back pocket cause i can see myself in your pants?
 
IvanOffelitch said:
Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."
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hands down the best yet

or is that worst?
lol
 
I was at dinner tonight and for some reason the iddue of wearing a wedding dress again and my cousin had her wedding dress hermetically sealed or some shit. I guess the lace goes yellow or soemthing. So she has a one-year old son and she said I can only imagine if he asks a girl if she wants to wear his mother's wedding dress. And I said "Yeah, you might want to suggest that he waits until the SECOND date to bring that up" much to the delight of my relatives.

So my nomiation for bad pick up lines would be "Want to wear my mother's wedding dress?"
 
Lumberg said:
I was at dinner tonight and for some reason the iddue of wearing a wedding dress again and my cousin had her wedding dress hermetically sealed or some shit. I guess the lace goes yellow or soemthing. So she has a one-year old son and she said I can only imagine if he asks a girl if she wants to wear his mother's wedding dress. And I said "Yeah, you might want to suggest that he waits until the SECOND date to bring that up" much to the delight of my relatives.

So my nomiation for bad pick up lines would be "Want to wear my mother's wedding dress?"
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Points for originality...
 
Put one finger in your drink and touch her shoulder ... then touch your shoulder ... then say, "let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes".
 
PICK3 said:
Put one finger in your drink and touch her shoulder ... then touch your shoulder ... then say, "let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes".
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ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
 
gonelifting said:
I went up to a girl in a bar/club and TOLD her "Gimme your phone number." That`s it. Nothing else. She said "Excuse me?" lol I said it again...

She said "I don`t even know your name" lol I would`nt budge...

She eventually gave it to me (her number) after I gave up my name. But that`s it. It actually was`nt even my name, I just wanted the number to see how far I could go with being an ass.
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Just look in the mirror. ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
lol, I like this one.
I am going to use it this weekend.
I will report back and let you know how it went...:)
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It didn't work :(
 
you and a buddy can help one another out at parties by, when talking to a girl there, telling her about this friend you have there who is kinda crazy/dangerous and then introducing them to one another. the fact you told her casually he's crazy will have her interest and he can work on her far far more easily.
 
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