Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

[tiger88]

so zk got the best one imo


i phoned my mother just to tell her that

 

[ZKaudio]

nizzy for shizzy

 

[Lumberg]

so zk got the best one imo


i phoned my mother just to tell her that

that is disturbing.

 

[ZKaudio]

how u think i met his mother!

 

[tiger88]

how u think i met his mother!

LOL



THIS KID IS GOLDEN

 

[JarHed]

Here's a couple of "lame-o's"

"Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out!"

"Do you know Karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'!"

 

[Dial_tone]

do you have Windex in your back pocket cause i can see myself in your pants?

 

[obiwan9962]

That handbag is shit, don't touch my ungaro shirt you slut or I will pour my white russian over your head!

that is so gay!

 

[obiwan9962]

Years ago an old co-worker of mine went to a nightclub with some friends. Before long, he spotted a rather attractive young lady across the room, and they made what he thought was promising eye contact. So, he goes over to break the ice...

He walked up to her and in a gentlemanly manner asked her if she'd like to dance, to which she looked him over, stuck her nose in the air and snobbishly replied: "I don't think so!"

His response was priceless...

"Well, that's OK I guess, I gotta go take a shit anyways."

hands down the best yet

or is that worst?
lol

 

[BO-DEN]

"spit or swallow?"