Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

[jaded]

Lines are so lame...

 

[EnderJE]

I was at dinner tonight and for some reason the iddue of wearing a wedding dress again and my cousin had her wedding dress hermetically sealed or some shit. I guess the lace goes yellow or soemthing. So she has a one-year old son and she said I can only imagine if he asks a girl if she wants to wear his mother's wedding dress. And I said "Yeah, you might want to suggest that he waits until the SECOND date to bring that up" much to the delight of my relatives.

So my nomiation for bad pick up lines would be "Want to wear my mother's wedding dress?"

Points for originality...

 

[PICK3]

Put one finger in your drink and touch her shoulder ... then touch your shoulder ... then say, "let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes".

 

[geoboy]

Put one finger in your drink and touch her shoulder ... then touch your shoulder ... then say, "let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes".

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

 

[kahbab]

was your farther a train conductor? cause you got that big caboose

 

[onebigab]

I went up to a girl in a bar/club and TOLD her "Gimme your phone number." That`s it. Nothing else. She said "Excuse me?" lol I said it again...

She said "I don`t even know your name" lol I would`nt budge...

She eventually gave it to me (her number) after I gave up my name. But that`s it. It actually was`nt even my name, I just wanted the number to see how far I could go with being an ass.

Just look in the mirror.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol, I like this one.
I am going to use it this weekend.
I will report back and let you know how it went...

It didn't work

 

[from zero]

It didn't work

lol

 

[awittyusername]

"Hi, my online handle is JerseyArt"

say that and youre FOCKED

Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!

I just saw this thread and I was going to say the same thing!!!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

you and a buddy can help one another out at parties by, when talking to a girl there, telling her about this friend you have there who is kinda crazy/dangerous and then introducing them to one another. the fact you told her casually he's crazy will have her interest and he can work on her far far more easily.