Can I have your number? It seems I lost mine.
Are you a natural blonde, or do i have to come up with something original?
Have any (insert nationality) in you? No? want any?
I like you, not just physically you know, but you seems like the kind of girl I could put a piece of myself into
*look down* well shit, it certainly isnt going to suck itself
When god created you, he must have been showing off
I spoke to god yesterday, he told me he was missing an angel. but dont worry. im not talking.
Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Your place or mine?
Sorry, but I just have to ask, I couldnt help noticing- Are you an assmodel?
[Shakespaerian acting] Oh my angel, why must we fool ourselves any longer? Come away with me, in the tropics the palms wave separately for you, my love. I want away to a utopic piece of land, and flush the lies out of my throat... There are nights I cry over the rooftops, I want to burn out not fade away... I want to see the fire
I want to fly away with you and dance slowly on a foreign square in the twilight... I want you...[/Shakespaerian acting]
*bump into her by accident* Wanna fuck?
Your eyes are like the stars... not that they twinkle or or they
shine or anything, but theyre so far apart you know...