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Opening Lines Not To Use On A First Encounter

"Hey bitch, wanna fuck?" That one doesn't seem to work very well either.
 
biteme said:
"Hey bitch, wanna fuck?" That one doesn't seem to work very well either.

Agreed, there are a handful of girls who will go for that line if they already wanted you. Its a long shot though, and I wouldn't recomend it.
 
The one I like it to go up to a hot girl ask her for a band-aid and tell her I need one because I fell in love with you.
 
travis200 said:
The one I like it to go up to a hot girl ask her for a band-aid and tell her I need one because I fell in love with you.

or how about Joe Namath's famous line: "I want to kiss you"
 
Can I have your number? It seems I lost mine.

Are you a natural blonde, or do i have to come up with something original?

Have any (insert nationality) in you? No? want any?

I like you, not just physically you know, but you seems like the kind of girl I could put a piece of myself into

*look down* well shit, it certainly isnt going to suck itself

When god created you, he must have been showing off

I spoke to god yesterday, he told me he was missing an angel. but dont worry. im not talking.

Whats a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Your place or mine?

Sorry, but I just have to ask, I couldnt help noticing- Are you an assmodel?

[Shakespaerian acting] Oh my angel, why must we fool ourselves any longer? Come away with me, in the tropics the palms wave separately for you, my love. I want away to a utopic piece of land, and flush the lies out of my throat... There are nights I cry over the rooftops, I want to burn out not fade away... I want to see the fire
I want to fly away with you and dance slowly on a foreign square in the twilight... I want you...[/Shakespaerian acting]

*bump into her by accident* Wanna fuck?

Your eyes are like the stars... not that they twinkle or or they
shine or anything, but theyre so far apart you know...
 
ALL lines are lame. if you cant get laid talk to me i'll help you out. i have a way with the ladies :)
 
Robert Jan said:

When god created you, he must have been showing off

lol, I like this one.
I am going to use it this weekend.
I will report back and let you know how it went...:)
 
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