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On the topic of dick moves.....

pdaddyII

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I was driving through a parking lot today and saw this heifer in a minivan pulling up to her stop sign where there was a mini parking lot intersection of sorts. I had no stop sign or yield of a y type. We make eye contact and the bitch blows the stop sign try to beat me. I'm forced to slam on my breaks to the point of my wheels locking up and all of my fucking groceries go all over my car. As I honk my horn and flip her off she smiles and laughs as she pulls away. So I turn my car around and follow her behind a couple of cars onto the street. I wait until the coast is clear and pull up right beside her and belt a handful of quarters at her car. I know I cracked two side windows and sure I dented it. I quickly darted down the next side street and was out of sight. Was this too much or just enough?
 
naw.. felony vandalism is ok right???

haha.. you should have followed her for miles, all the way home if possible..
 
This was one of 4 over the top poor driving etiquette I had been the victim of in the last 2 weeks. I'm usually very good about keeping composure and maintaining the Buddhist mentality but I guess I just reached my breaking point. It didn't help that she was a fat sow and I hate lazy people.
 
If u locked up ur brakes u were going to fast anyways, the broad shouldnt of ran a stop sighn but that was a dumb move to follow her an throw chit at her car.... Jmho
 
Im with Lestat I call bullshit....I mean she could get your license late and all... are you serious bro?

No she couldn't have. I stayed in her blind spot until I was about a hundred feet from a side street. I literally threw it 2 seconds before making the right turn. It would have been impossible for her to see anything. Plus I was only a mile from home so it worked out nicely.
 
If u locked up ur brakes u were going to fast anyways, the broad shouldnt of ran a stop sighn but that was a dumb move to follow her an throw chit at her car.... Jmho

WTF are you talking about, you can lock up your wheels going less then 20mph. I take it personally when someone blatantly puts my well being in danger....and fucks with my groceries.
 
good work. too bad you americans dont have toonies and loonies. they are slightly bigger and heavier than quarters. woulda done more damage
 
Well played x2

I fuckin hate people who do something like that and then THEY smile or flip you off, like YOU did something wrong

phat kunt
 
If u locked up ur brakes u were going to fast anyways, the broad shouldnt of ran a stop sighn but that was a dumb move to follow her an throw chit at her car.... Jmho
^^^ I'm sorry, I agree with this post.

Going anything more than 5 mph in a parking lot is daft. You never know, a little kid could dart out between cars. Assume everyone is stupid and crawl out of a parking lot, what's it gonna cost you, an extra minute? Who cares if someone else is ignorant? You should be able to look yourself in the mirror and know you always took the high road. You didn't take the high road here, you lowered yourself to her level.

What Jnev did was inconvenience someone, it cost the other guy time, nothing more. What you did is potentially cost her money (cracked window? dents? chips in the paint) just because she offended you.
 
I was driving through a parking lot today and saw this heifer in a minivan pulling up to her stop sign where there was a mini parking lot intersection of sorts. I had no stop sign or yield of a y type. We make eye contact and the bitch blows the stop sign try to beat me. I'm forced to slam on my breaks to the point of my wheels locking up and all of my fucking groceries go all over my car. As I honk my horn and flip her off she smiles and laughs as she pulls away. So I turn my car around and follow her behind a couple of cars onto the street. I wait until the coast is clear and pull up right beside her and belt a handful of quarters at her car. I know I cracked two side windows and sure I dented it. I quickly darted down the next side street and was out of sight. Was this too much or just enough?

the fact that her reaction to fucking you over was to laugh at you warrants the action


your dick move made my dick move
 
i think MM drives a minivan.
Actually MuscleMom doesn't have a driver's license.

We did have a minivan until it died of old age at 235,000 miles. With three children and camping vacations it worked. Now we have a Toyota Highlander, a purchase we're vaguely reconsidering since the jump in gas prices but unfortunately, it was the smallest thing we could find that can carry our camping equipment and coolers.
 
^^^ I'm sorry, I agree with this post.

Going anything more than 5 mph in a parking lot is daft. You never know, a little kid could dart out between cars. Assume everyone is stupid and crawl out of a parking lot, what's it gonna cost you, an extra minute? Who cares if someone else is ignorant? You should be able to look yourself in the mirror and know you always took the high road. You didn't take the high road here, you lowered yourself to her level.

What Jnev did was inconvenience someone, it cost the other guy time, nothing more. What you did is potentially cost her money (cracked window? dents? chips in the paint) just because she offended you.

It wasn't your typical parking lot. It was more of small street between parking lots. It's hard to explain but I'm right and you're wrong.
 
It wasn't your typical parking lot. It was more of small street between parking lots. It's hard to explain but I'm right and you're wrong.
Of course you are. Bad driving and an insult far outweigh damage to someone elses property.

Look, you only pulled what you pulled because it was a woman driver. If it had been a man about the same age as you, you wouldn't have done it. You would have thought twice because they might pull out a magnum and blow a hole through you or your car, or just jump out of the car and beat the living shit out of you.

Never forget, you're not the only bad ass jerk on the highway, dear. There's always a bigger, badder ass with an even bigger chip on his shoulder just around the corner.
 
Of course you are. Bad driving and an insult far outweigh damage to someone elses property.

Look, you only pulled what you pulled because it was a woman driver. If it had been a man about the same age as you, you wouldn't have done it. You would have thought twice because they might pull out a magnum and blow a hole through you or your car, or just jump out of the car and beat the living shit out of you.

Never forget, you're not the only bad ass jerk on the highway, dear. There's always a bigger, badder ass with an even bigger chip on his shoulder just around the corner.

You are by far my least favorite poster. I don't think I make it past your second sentence before realizing the rest is dribble; so don't even bother with the paragraph retort, it will fall upon blind eyes.
 
You are by far my least favorite poster. I don't think I make it past your second sentence before realizing the rest is dribble; so don't even bother with the paragraph retort, it will fall upon blind eyes.
Aww, too many words overloading too little intellect? I will simplify: Big man got his little feelings hurt and pulled a pussy move in a chickenshit manner against someone he knew wouldn't go after him.

Ask me if I give a fuck if you like me or not, schmuck.
 
Aww, too many words overloading too little intellect? I will simplify: Big man got his little feelings hurt and pulled a pussy move in a chickenshit manner against someone he knew wouldn't go after him.

Ask me if I give a fuck if you like me or not, schmuck.

Tend to your cauldron hag.
 
LOL @ glad chasing a nickel rolling down the street.

Nickels don't contain any silver, why would he do that?

Kind of reminds me of Kinky Friedman's Jewish Cadillac - "it stops on a dime, and then picks it up."
 
Yep. 1942-1945 nickels have 35% silver

lol @ MM defending the bitch in the minivan
How on earth could you possibly misconstrue what I was saying as defending the other driver? My EXACT words:

You didn't take the high road here, you lowered yourself to her level.

The title of the thread was "On the topic of dick moves ..." and I agreed with him :whatever:

Of course, you are also an expert on immature, dickhead behavior, n'est-ce pas?
 
Look, you only pulled what you pulled because it was a woman driver. If it had been a man about the same age as you, you wouldn't have done it. You would have thought twice because they might pull out a magnum and blow a hole through you or your car, or just jump out of the car and beat the living shit out of you.

RESPECT. If someone is going to disprespect you nomatter what the situation they need to and should get a reaction. Sometimes through reason sometimes through hostility. It really depends on the person and means of communication needed to put them in their place. Fuk that bigger person everyone get along b/s. Nothing worse then a disrespectful punk ass/cunnt bish no matter the gender.

What the fuk does it matter if it was a woman or a man. A woman could blow his fucking head off just as easily as a dood.

Please practice what you preach "STFU you have no idea what your talking about" stated by MM
 
RESPECT. If someone is going to disprespect you nomatter what the situation they need to and should get a reaction. Sometimes through reason sometimes through hostility. It really depends on the person and means of communication needed to put them in their place. Fuk that bigger person everyone get along b/s. Nothing worse then a disrespectful punk ass/cunnt bish no matter the gender.

What the fuk does it matter if it was a woman or a man. A woman could blow his fucking head off just as easily as a dood.

Please practice what you preach "STFU you have no idea what your talking about" stated by MM
Let's try it this way:

Let's say Pdaddy wasn't such a sneaky little devil who skedaddled away as soon as he pitched his pocket change at Mrs. Minivan and she DID get his license plate, or better yet, what if a cop had seen it? How would this scenario play out between insurance companies? Or let's assume he has no car insurance, how would it fly in small claims court? Very simple, he'd have to pay her for damages. Schoolyard justice stops working around the time you enter high school and can be tried as an adult.

BTW, don't patronize me by telling me what I do and do not know. I'm not that bright, but you live as long as I have and you still learn a few things.
 
Let's try it this way:

Let's say Pdaddy wasn't such a sneaky little devil who skedaddled away as soon as he pitched his pocket change at Mrs. Minivan and she DID get his license plate, or better yet, what if a cop had seen it? How would this scenario play out between insurance companies? Or let's assume he has no car insurance, how would it fly in small claims court? Very simple, he'd have to pay her for damages. Schoolyard justice stops working around the time you enter high school and can be tried as an adult.

BTW, don't patronize me by telling me what I do and do not know. I'm not that bright, but you live as long as I have and you still learn a few things.

oh shush.....
you're very smart

i just think your upbringing has skewed your world view a bit in some cases (not really related to this thread)


just because you take the high road, doesn't mean you should scold someone for not. People get what they deserve. sometime it's you giving them that, sometimes its just life. i wouldn't have done what pdaddy did personally, but i applaud him for having the balls to do it. people need to be responsible for their actions, especially when it comes to other people
 
just because you take the high road, doesn't mean you should scold someone for not. People get what they deserve. sometime it's you giving them that, sometimes its just life. i wouldn't have done what pdaddy did personally, but i applaud him for having the balls to do it. people need to be responsible for their actions, especially when it comes to other people
But hold on there pardner, cast your eyes upon the first post. Nevermind, I'll show you:
I know I cracked two side windows and sure I dented it. I quickly darted down the next side street and was out of sight. Was this too much or just enough?

He wanted opinions. If he hadn't asked for them I would actually have kept my posts to myself, seriously. However, when I DID give him my opinion he flat out told me I was wrong (despite the fact he doesn't like me he felt the need to justify himself to me) so I expand on my opinion and told him exactly what I thought of his pussy maneuver.

He didn't get anything he didn't ask for, CW :whatever: Besides, my scolding him may be the universe's way of slapping his heiny, did you think of that? :lmao: The gods work in mysterious ways :qt:
 
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