OMG help I like a girl but I don't know if she likes me

[ponyfitness]

Chase her around the playground, knock her down and kiss her. It's what the girls always did to me in the fifth grade and she probably deserves it for being a little tease. Works best if she's wearing a dress.

 

[biteme]

As soon as you take off your pants, you're sunk with that miniature prick of yours.

Like she said hi to me the other day at school and I said hi but then she went and talked to johnny and he talked to her til class starte dand i wanted to talk to her her name is jenny. how do i tell her i like her and how do i know she likes me?

 

[redguru]

Put a worm in her Penelope Pitstop lunch box, always worked for me.

 

[swole]

pretend you like one of her strictly average friends

 

[bigbox]

if she keeps talking to other guys, shes a whore!!! offer her money for a good time!!!