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omfg.. i can't believe what i did

Frisky

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lol

so, after my accident i was a bit frazzled so when the officer wanted my paperwork, insurance and shit i told him it was in the glove.

Needless to say i had a VERY personal item in the glove box :worried: Officer came out giving me that glare... didn't realize what it was for until yesterday and then i was like FUCK!

i need to go and take a few more items out of my car pronto.

LOL
 
Erzulie said:
isn't that normal :worried:
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i think so,i have a leather cock ring in my glove box, the one that holds and seperates the balls,i always figured the glove box was the best place for it
 
Angel said:
i so would get a fold up bob and carry it in my pocket
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POCKET ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hell just get the remote control panties and carry the remote in hand at all times
 
nycgirl said:
You keep sex toys in the car??
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for fucks sake I thought u women were bad enough drivers with your cell phones constantly plastered to your ear, now sex toys. :worried:
 
TC2 said:
for fucks sake I thought u women were bad enough drivers with your cell phones constantly plastered to your ear, now sex toys. :worried:
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lol

i plead the fifth
 
Angel said:
embarassed much? lmao
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well at first it didn't even register. and then i was like OH SHIT!
 
Erzulie said:
well at first it didn't even register. and then i was like OH SHIT!
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i would be trying to go get it right now,lol......imagine what the people in the junk yard are doing? most likely looking through the whole car......its a easy solution, just have feisty go to the car tomorrow so in case any one saw it they can stare at her all funny like! :evil:
 
Angel said:
i would be trying to go get it right now,lol......imagine what the people in the junk yard are doing? most likely looking through the whole car......its a easy solution, just have feisty go to the car tomorrow so in case any one saw it they can stare at her all funny like! :evil:
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lol

we went this am and got a few more things out of it.. just f'ing depressing when i see it :( the car that is
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Darlin serious question what was it doing in the car?
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:verygood:

if i told you i'd have to shoot you

lol
 
awittyusername said:
I hope brothabill doesn't see this
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don't be an ass


I had somthing in my glove box.. could have been from a-z.. i didn't say what it was.
 
You should get those shocks that make you car vibrate. Then in a traffic jam, you've got the shocks and a stickshift and you're good to go.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
no, people actually want to talk to me when i have spare time :)
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the reflection in the mirror doesn't count suga
 
Erzulie said:
the reflection in the mirror doesn't count suga
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why are you trying so hard to insult me, fatty? wasnt i nice to you, like they always taught me to be to the unpopular kids in sunday school? yeesh, talk about ungrateful
 
GoldenDelicious said:
why are you trying so hard to insult me, fatty? wasnt i nice to you, like they always taught me to be to the unpopular kids in sunday school? yeesh, talk about ungrateful
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I :heart: U
 
GoldenDelicious said:
my computer monitor is getting some very unimpressed looks and eyebrow tilting right now ;)
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i have a script to be filled.
 
I know several ladies that keep a small one in their purse. There's a small one that sells around here. Takes 5 or so large hearing aid batteries, not very big. Works well.
 
That is a strange place for it. So now you not only apply make up and tweeze your eyebrows while eating a bran muffin sequentially reading the newspaper but you also masturbate profusely? Maybe this is why women drivers get a bad rep.
 
Erzulie said:
lol

so, after my accident i was a bit frazzled so when the officer wanted my paperwork, insurance and shit i told him it was in the glove.

Needless to say i had a VERY personal item in the glove box :worried: Officer came out giving me that glare... didn't realize what it was for until yesterday and then i was like FUCK!

i need to go and take a few more items out of my car pronto.

LOL
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she can really hit the high notes while driving
 
slat1 said:
LOL. Reminds me of the cop in Super Troopers who had a small noose in the car to choke himself with while he masturbated to the big lips on the dashboard :)
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Ez's twist:

I guess that's it for the old bullet. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
 
ive seen people driving and getting a blow job before. funny ass shit. still waiting to see a woman masterbating while driving though.
 
You must have some lonnnnng stoplights in your area.
 
bigmann245 said:
ive seen people driving and getting a blow job before. funny ass shit. still waiting to see a woman masterbating while driving though.
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i've heard one doing but never seen. also have heard the buzzzzzzzzz
 
When do you even have a chance to use it.

Geez, first it's girls driving and talking on their cellphones, and now they're driving and bob'ing themselves. :rolleyes:
 
A personal item ... that's actually open to pretty wide interpretation ... but since the jokes about vibrators and dildoes haven't gotten an "OMG, NOT THAT ..." I'm forced to assume ...

Two things come to mind immediately ... why the glove compartment ... was the item in question being transported from somewhere to somewhere and there was a necessity to go through an x-ray machine or some search and fear of discovery? Where to put it? Not the trunk, eww, not lying out in the open on a seat or the dashboard ... so that question is answered in my mind. You don't shove a personal item in the glovebox but for a few reasons, otherwise it would go into your purse and back into the nightstand or where ever it is normally stored after its purpose has been fulfilled.

So the real question that begs to be asked, how could you FORGET that??? One does not FORGET certain things, eyeglasses, panties, credit cards, bras, drivers license, toys, handgun, these fall under the category of "WTF did I put that?!?"

What if the kids had opened the glove compartment!?
 
MuscleMom said:
A personal item ... that's actually open to pretty wide interpretation ... but since the jokes about vibrators and dildoes haven't gotten an "OMG, NOT THAT ..." I'm forced to assume ...

Two things come to mind immediately ... why the glove compartment ... was the item in question being transported from somewhere to somewhere and there was a necessity to go through an x-ray machine or some search and fear of discovery? Where to put it? Not the trunk, eww, not lying out in the open on a seat or the dashboard ... so that question is answered in my mind. You don't shove a personal item in the glovebox but for a few reasons, otherwise it would go into your purse and back into the nightstand or where ever it is normally stored after its purpose has been fulfilled.

So the real question that begs to be asked, how could you FORGET that??? One does not FORGET certain things, eyeglasses, panties, credit cards, bras, drivers license, toys, handgun, these fall under the category of "WTF did I put that?!?"

What if the kids had opened the glove compartment!?
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lol

thats all i can say... not worried about the kids opening the glove box cause its kept locked.
 
humantarget said:
classy.
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maybe theres a such thing as having JUST bought an item and dont want it sitting on the floor board of your car?

hmm

i dunno... or maybe i was transporting it from pt a to pt b...


ah, nother option

who knows :verygood:

btw, ht... kiss my white classy ass :chomp:
 
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