OK..this has to be the most ridiculous claim I have ever seen.

[rikishi]

I want to put this thread in the steroid forum, because it is related to steroids, at least in the product claims. I also wanted you guys to see how amazingly criminal this advertisement is. You guys can move it if you don't think it belongs here.


I am pretty outraged right now. USP Labs (which actually has a pretty good reputation) is marketing their new product "Prime". Fine. Salesmen market and over hype their products all the time. I get it. But to outright LIE to people in an attempt to deliberately fool them through false advertising is just wrong. Listen to this piece of shit advertisement:


" USPlabs Prime™ Destroys Pro-Hormones & Pro-Steroids – Rendering Them Obsolete… And Allows For Rapid, Out-Of-This-World Strength & Size Gains - Without Suppression or Side Effects!"

Wow, a magic pill that is so much more effective than steroids that it makes them obsolete? And no side effects? Who the fuck is stupid enough to believe that?

But it gets BETTER!


"In just 90 days on The Asteroid Stack, Mark went from a soft 192 lbs at 17% body fat to weighing a rock hard 207 lbs at a thin-skinned 7% bodyfat. Thats a gain of 33.15 lbs of muscle while losing 18.15 lbs of fat!. In the process his bench press went from 365 to 435 for reps!"

WHAT?!?!?! 33 lbs of muscle in 3 months? AND simultaneously losing 18 lbs of fat?!?!?! I've heard a lot of ridiculous claims by the supplement industry before. I've heard MuscleTech tell you that you will gain 7 lbs of muscle in a week on Cell Tech. I've heard the overhype on virtually any "muscle building" or fat burning product out there. But this one is BY FAR the most outragous one yet. You can't even gain 33 lbs of muscle and lose 18 lbs of fat ON STEROIDS in 90 days.

So now, we take a look at the ingredients. Is it some sort of new development in science that is a steroid that is not yet banned by the FDA? It has to be, right? NO!!!! IT'S FUCKING TRIBULUS!!!!!

• SuperAnabolic™: Our exclusive engineered extract of a species of Tribulus called Tribulus Acquaticus.

• CellMend™: another extract exclusive to USPlabs of a power-herb called Terminella Chebula – potent Anabolic Adaptagen

Two herbs that give you 35 lbs of muscle in 90 days and make you lose 20 lbs of fat. Now, I understand that companies do not tell you what other stuff the tester is on while taking their product and sometimes testers are taking AAS with the product they are marketing. But I have never heard of someone gaining 35 lbs of muscle while losing 20 lbs of fat on steroids. 35 lbs of muscle by itself? OK, I can buy it. But LOSING all that fat as well? This advertisement is CRIMINAL. Some poor (yet ignorant) guy will be robbed of his hard earned money because of a venomous snake oil outright lie. How the hell can these guys get away with this? Isn't false advertising a crime in the U.S. punishable by jail time?


Thanks for letting me vent guys. Cheers

 

[Big A]

yo man this shit is legit. ive been taking ot for years. Haha this is rediculous, i find it funny the kinda shit these companies put on their products.

 

[Bigpimpin10]

hahahhaha thats awesome..GET ME SOME OF THAT SHIT!!

 

[Greatercow]

why would anyone buy something called "the asteroid stack"

 

[advanced-stealth]

Lol.

 

[shirlock]

Fucking robbing cunts

 

[beach_bum_dude]

Oh yeah...well my shit can do twice that.....in half the time!!!

 

[MichaelScott]

lol @ asteroid stack

 

[Big_Joe]

And right above your post was an advertisement for "Legal-Steroids.com"

They think we are all stupid. But the sad part is there are a lot of stupid people in this world. See how many people are voting for Obama.

And for those that think Obama is great this country is facing the worst financial crisis in history. The reason is there are so many people that are losing there homes because they can't pay the mortgage. They got these sub-prime loans because of a federal law started by Jimmy Carter Called the "community reinvestment act" ( google it ). Clinton changed it and made it really bad. McCain and two other Senators tried to fix it because they saw that it was going to collapse the economy. Obama and Barney Frank got the Demos to stop it. That is why we are facing world wide depression that will make the thirties look like a cake walk. This is all public record you can find out about it yourself if you look hard enough ( start with wikipedia for the "community reinvestment act" ). Or you can put your head in the sand and buy something from Legal-Steroids.com

 

[perryscoon]

The average guy will read that shit and buy it, believing that must be the secret to getting big and shredded.

Teenagers will buy it.

Old dudes will buy it that just discovered body building.

Idiot frat boys that don't work out but want a quick fix for spring break will buy it thinking it works.