ok, secret santas...

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

you should have all gotten your 'assignments' pm'd to you! (except one of you had a full inbox so i emailed it).
let me know if something isn't right.
besides me. lol.

The Shadow · Nov 29, 2004

wooohooo

The Shadow · Nov 29, 2004

...maybe everyone should post a list of likes, etc?

Evil_Frisky · Nov 29, 2004

Got it Sugar

Thank you for organizing all of this... you are a doll

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

Frisky said:
Got it Sugar Thank you for organizing all of this... you are a doll

my pleasure!
i am expecting compensation for all of this though.
lol
nobody is allowed to flake out or you'll be exposed and we'll all be really mad at you though.

Kroliczek · Nov 29, 2004

The Shadow said:
...maybe everyone should post a list of likes, etc?

i can't post what i want... lol

The Shadow · Nov 29, 2004

pm me...

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

Kroliczek said:
i can't post what i want... lol

Oh, SURRRRRREEEE you can!
lol, but can it be boxed and mailed?
that is a good idea- if you joined the exchange, post some ideas of what you like!
here's mine:
anything that smells good (perfumes, lotions, etc)
gloves or scarf
anything that vibrates (

)
sparkly things

(a vibrating sparkly thing that smells good would be awesome)

Kroliczek · Nov 29, 2004

The Shadow said:
pm me...

i can't ...it's sexual and i am embarassed. lol.

j/k i want that rabbit

Evil_Frisky · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
anything that smells good (perfumes, lotions, etc)
gloves or scarf
anything that vibrates ( )
sparkly things

(a vibrating sparkly thing that smells good would be awesome)

^ What she said........

also helps if the lotions are edible.... and good for massages :chomp:

The Shadow · Nov 29, 2004

dammit - yall are easy

randk · Nov 29, 2004

Frisky said:
Got it Sugar Thank you for organizing all of this... you are a doll

SoreArms · Nov 29, 2004

ok, now nobody post after me

Kroliczek · Nov 29, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

get out! get out! allez-y!

Evil_Frisky · Nov 29, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

(a slow come-hither motion....) come see... closer... closer... closer

SMACK :splat:

Deterass · Nov 29, 2004

I got a Female member............i hate shopping for chicks.They are hard to buy for.

Any suggestions?

Evil_Frisky · Nov 29, 2004

deteras1 said:
I got a Female member............i hate shopping for chicks.They are hard to buy for.

Any suggestions?

Candles... lotions (bodyworks has nice ones) massage oils, etc.. we women are easy

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

deteras1 said:
I got a Female member............i hate shopping for chicks.They are hard to buy for.

Any suggestions?

smelly stuff.
bath and bodyworks kinda thing.
or a book- a blank one for writing in.
chicks are easy. the one you got is a cool one (aren't we all)- pm me if you want some ideas but she shouldn't be difficult.

Evil_Frisky · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
smelly stuff.
bath and bodyworks kinda thing.
or a book- a blank one for writing in.
chicks are easy. the one you got is a cool one (aren't we all)- pm me if you want some ideas but she shouldn't be difficult.

LMAO @ smelly stuff

Deterass · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
smelly stuff.
bath and bodyworks kinda thing.
or a book- a blank one for writing in.
chicks are easy. the one you got is a cool one (aren't we all)- pm me if you want some ideas but she shouldn't be difficult.

I don't know who it is..........i have never seen her post before.

Does she visit C@C very often?

SoreArms · Nov 29, 2004

deteras1 said:
I got a Female member............i hate shopping for chicks.They are hard to buy for.

Any suggestions?

tampons bor, they all need them

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

deteras1 said:
I don't know who it is..........i have never seen her post before.

Does she visit C@C very often?

find her name in the member directory and look up her last posts- let me know if you can't find her and i'll send you a link.

wnt2bBeast · Nov 29, 2004

Frisky said:
^ What she said........ also helps if the lotions are edible.... and good for massages

so you ladies would prefer toys to the real thing???
hmmmm im nothing special but i think im better than a smelly vibrating thing?
i could be wrong though

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

wnt2bBeast said:
so you ladies would prefer toys to the real thing???
hmmmm im nothing special but i think im better than a smelly vibrating thing?
i could be wrong though

no no... a good smelly man is better than a good smelly anything else anyday.

Kroliczek · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
no no... a good smelly man is better than a good smelly anything else anyday.

so very true...

wnt2bBeast · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
no no... a good smelly man is better than a good smelly anything else anyday.

smelly as in good smell right..cuz Indian people smell lol

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

wnt2bBeast said:
smelly as in good smell right..cuz Indian people smell lol

no.
i said a GOOD smelly man, not a CURRY smelly man.

wnt2bBeast · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
no.
i said a GOOD smelly man, not a CURRY smelly man.

some people like curry!!!

Dial_tone · Nov 29, 2004

hey, that lady told me this curry soap would send the chicks flying. I guess she meant the other way.

wnt2bBeast · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
no.
i said a GOOD smelly man, not a CURRY smelly man.

ohh i meant to ask for the thing coming up how about indian food????

the-short-one · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
no.
i said a GOOD smelly man, not a CURRY smelly man.

LOL

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

wnt2bBeast said:
some people like curry!!!

bleck! not me. no indian food!!!

wnt2bBeast · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
bleck! not me. no indian food!!!

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

Dial_tone said:
hey, that lady told me this curry soap would send the chicks flying. I guess she meant the other way.

i think she meant it would send the flies coming.

the-short-one · Nov 29, 2004

I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

the-short-one said:
I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

i want that too. except for the bigger boobs part.
your chocolate cake sounds kinda like a plastic surgeon. dressed in a chocolate cake outfit.

the-short-one · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
i want that too. except for the bigger boobs part.
your chocolate cake sounds kinda like a plastic surgeon. dressed in a chocolate cake outfit.

Think I can find one for less than $15.00?

The Shadow · Nov 29, 2004

the-short-one said:
I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

Ill just send you something that vibrates then

the-short-one · Nov 29, 2004

The Shadow said:
Ill just send you something that vibrates then

The next best thing after a $15.00 plastic surgeon. The way to a woman's heart is through her vibrator. :heart:

Carmen · Nov 29, 2004

the-short-one said:
The next best thing after a $15.00 plastic surgeon. The way to a woman's heart is through her vibrator.

lol
i heart you.

Dial_tone · Nov 29, 2004

Sugarplum said:
i think she meant it would send the flies coming.

damn Indian sales clerks with their crappy accents. I bet they do that on purpose.

randk · Nov 29, 2004

the-short-one said:
I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

the lady at starbucks said that the samples are all cal and carb free. I forgot to ask about the anabolic effect and the ass thing but I am sure the chocolate mud cheescake thingie would work for that. I am sure she was right about the rest...she is a profesional after all!

DIVISION · Nov 30, 2004

Frisky said:
^ What she said........ also helps if the lotions are edible.... and good for massages

uhhh........ :evil:

DIV

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

this sucks. ive been a member for 4 years under different handles and have never gotten any secret santa stuff.

bah humbug!

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
this sucks. ive been a member for 4 years under different handles and have never gotten any secret santa stuff.

bah humbug!

piglet, you gotta JOIN in it. nobody is just gonna send you a gift for nothin'!

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
piglet, you gotta JOIN in it. nobody is just gonna send you a gift for nothin'!

this just isnt going to work out.

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
this just isnt going to work out.

prolly not. you didn't send me your address and your avatar still looks like a tit.

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
prolly not. you didn't send me your address and your avatar still looks like a tit.

ive had to watch a lot of porn in my day, and ive never seen a tit like that.

pm me a picture if you have.

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
ive had to watch a lot of porn in my day, and ive never seen a tit like that.

pm me a picture if you have.

sorry, i have no tit pics. :verygood:

you HAD to watch a lot? did someone force you?
it does look like a sandy tit. i know i'm not the only one that thinks that.

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
sorry, i have no tit pics.
you HAD to watch a lot? did someone force you?
it does look like a sandy tit. i know i'm not the only one that thinks that.

lol i didnt mean if YOU had sandy tits, i dont think they exist at all.

im running a double blind study to find out though.

Evil_Frisky · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
sorry, i have no tit pics.
you HAD to watch a lot? did someone force you?
it does look like a sandy tit. i know i'm not the only one that thinks that.

I agree with you Sugar

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

Frisky said:
I agree with you Sugar

thanks gf.
did he mean above that he doesn't think sandy tits exist? thats odd.

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
thanks gf.
did he mean above that he doesn't think sandy tits exist? thats odd.

sandy nipples rock.

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
sandy nipples rock.

you have one in your avatar.

juiceddreadlocks · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
you have one in your avatar.

so sandy nipples really exist?

can you bleach your nipples like you can your anus?

Carmen · Nov 30, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
so sandy nipples really exist?

can you bleach your nipples like you can your anus?

um...
EWWWW.
why would any woman want them LIGHTER?

SoreArms · Nov 30, 2004

in the house girlfriend

DIVISION · Nov 30, 2004

Sugarplum said:
um...
EWWWW.
why would any woman want them LIGHTER?

I want them as pale as they can possibly BEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The lighter the flesh, the sweeter the juice......

DIV

:chomp:

velvett · Nov 30, 2004

the-short-one said:
I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

Girl after my own heart.

ChefWide · Nov 30, 2004

DIVISION said:
I want them as pale as they can possibly BEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The lighter the flesh, the sweeter the juice......

DIV

A cross between cream satin and olive dangerous will do just fine...

:evil:

velvett · Nov 30, 2004

I can't believe I got who I pulled (nice grammar) - LOL - couldn't have planned it.
I know JUST what I will be sending.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2004

velvett said:
I can't believe I got who I pulled (nice grammar) - LOL - couldn't have planned it.
I know JUST what I will be sending.

She drew her own name...now she can send herself a gift and act suprised when she opens it

:lol:

velvett · Nov 30, 2004

The Shadow said:
She drew her own name...now she can send herself a gift and act suprised when she opens it

:lol:

I have AMAZING luck that way.
Hmm too bad I can't give myself a spanking.

The Shadow · Nov 30, 2004

velvett said:
I have AMAZING luck that way.
Hmm too bad I can't give myself a spanking.

Dammit....that was hot.

SoKlueles · Dec 1, 2004

ok since im not sending anyone anything, u can pm me who u got

CrazyK · Dec 1, 2004

SoKlueles said:
ok since im not sending anyone anything, u can pm me who u got

I'll send you something, what do you want?

Carmen · Dec 1, 2004

CrazyK said:
I'll send you something, what do you want?

dammit that bitch gets everything. lol
i'm kidding.. soklu knows i heart her.

CrazyK · Dec 1, 2004

Sugarplum said:
dammit that bitch gets everything. lol
i'm kidding.. soklu knows i heart her.

lol, you never PM'd me asking for anything. Whatch you want SugarPlum?

Carmen · Dec 2, 2004

CrazyK said:
lol, you never PM'd me asking for anything. Whatch you want SugarPlum?

diamonds?

I'm kidding.

no i'm not.

SoreArms · Dec 2, 2004

ok, now nobody post after me

Carmen · Dec 2, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

if anyone wants a suggestion about what to get their person, i have ideas.

the-short-one · Dec 2, 2004

velvett said:
Girl after my own heart.

Hey - I'm just practical.

SoreArms · Dec 2, 2004

ok, now nobody post after me

Evil_Frisky · Dec 2, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

SoreArms · Dec 2, 2004

Frisky said:

you know what I like

CrazyK · Dec 2, 2004

Sugarplum said:
diamonds?

I'm kidding.

no i'm not.

Eeeek. How about some shattered glass that looks like diamonds?, and maybe some Karma in your stocking?

big4life · Dec 2, 2004

I know what to get the person I ended up with.

Carmen · Dec 2, 2004

CrazyK said:
Eeeek. How about some shattered glass that looks like diamonds?, and maybe some Karma in your stocking?

ok... karma would be better than shattered glass.
:worried:

SoreArms · Dec 7, 2004

would it be tacky to leave the price tag on the gift? I mean we all now it's $15 or less, mine was $15 so I want the person to know I spent top dollar (ching ching). Besides, without the tag, theres no way of knowing that this is a brand new item, I don't want to tear the tag either. Also, if they don't like it they can always exchange it.

Carmen · Dec 7, 2004

SoreArms said:
would it be tacky to leave the price tag on the gift? I mean we all now it's $15 or less, mine was $15 so I want the person to know I spent top dollar (ching ching). Besides, without the tag, theres no way of knowing that this is a brand new item, I don't want to tear the tag either. Also, if they don't like it they can always exchange it.

oh, who cares. leave it on.

juiceddreadlocks · Dec 7, 2004

copied this to the worst threads ever forum

Evil_Frisky · Dec 7, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
copied this to the worst threads ever forum

awww.... You feeling left out darlin??

You want Frisky to be your secret santa :santa2:

SoreArms · Dec 7, 2004

ok, now nobody post after me

Evil_Frisky · Dec 7, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

juiceddreadlocks · Dec 8, 2004

Frisky said:
awww.... You feeling left out darlin??

You want Frisky to be your secret santa

NO! ba humbug!

Evil_Frisky · Dec 8, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
NO! ba humbug!

Oh.. come on... I'll get you the other sandy tit to match your ava :qt:

juiceddreadlocks · Dec 8, 2004

Frisky said:
Oh.. come on... I'll get you the other sandy tit to match your ava

okay. fine. you win. where is the sandy tit?

Evil_Frisky · Dec 8, 2004

juicedpigtails said:
okay. fine. you win. where is the sandy tit?

Ingredients: (I'm lucky enough to have all of these in my cupboard)

1 cup Sand
1/2 cup Water
1-D Tit

Directions: Pour glass of water slowly (don't splatter) on tit. Dip Tit evenly in bowl of sand.. giggle a bit to get excess sand off tit... Repeat process until the consistancy is to your satisfaction

Box it up.. and mail it to juicy... see the smile on his face when he's presented the long lost twin of his sandy titvatar

Santa Frisky is granting wishes ... :santa2:

The Shadow · Dec 8, 2004

^^lmao

juiceddreadlocks · Dec 8, 2004

The Shadow said:
^^lmao

+1

Evil_Frisky · Dec 8, 2004

^^

Does that mean you don't like my present I worked so hard and diligently on :bawling:

SoreArms · Dec 8, 2004

ok, now nobody post after me

powerslave · Dec 8, 2004

SoreArms said:
ok, now nobody post after me

Ok.

oops.

SoreArms · Dec 8, 2004

OK, so who has sent their gift already?

I just shipped mine right now and I'm proud of myself because I'm usually a last minute procrastinator.

Evil_Frisky · Dec 8, 2004

SoreArms said:
OK, so who has sent their gift already?

I just shipped mine right now and I'm proud of myself because I'm usually a last minute procrastinator.

Shipped mine Yesterday

The Shadow · Dec 8, 2004

mine went today

velvett · Dec 8, 2004

I still have to pack mine up and mail it.

sh4dowf4lcon · Dec 9, 2004

I was too late, sorry guys. I have been working 60 hour weeks for about two months.

Maybe I can get in next year. I am sorry I missed the deadline, it sounds like fun, tootles.

MrMuscle · Dec 9, 2004

ive sent mine, but i had to tag it with a sender thing seeing as im sending it overseas. so the person who gets it is gonne figure out who sent it

Carmen · Dec 9, 2004

MrMuscle said:
ive sent mine, but i had to tag it with a sender thing seeing as im sending it overseas. so the person who gets it is gonne figure out who sent it

until you sent me your addy for this, i had no idea you were overseas. you type/talk/write like a normal person. lol
that was a joke.

ok, secret santas...

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