ok, secret santas...

[Dial_tone]

i think she meant it would send the flies coming.

damn Indian sales clerks with their crappy accents. I bet they do that on purpose.

 

[randk]

I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

the lady at starbucks said that the samples are all cal and carb free. I forgot to ask about the anabolic effect and the ass thing but I am sure the chocolate mud cheescake thingie would work for that. I am sure she was right about the rest...she is a profesional after all!

 

[DIVISION]

^ What she said........ also helps if the lotions are edible.... and good for massages

uhhh........






DIV

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

this sucks. ive been a member for 4 years under different handles and have never gotten any secret santa stuff.


bah humbug!

 

[Carmen]

this sucks. ive been a member for 4 years under different handles and have never gotten any secret santa stuff.


bah humbug!

piglet, you gotta JOIN in it. nobody is just gonna send you a gift for nothin'!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

piglet, you gotta JOIN in it. nobody is just gonna send you a gift for nothin'!

this just isnt going to work out.

 

[Carmen]

this just isnt going to work out.

prolly not. you didn't send me your address and your avatar still looks like a tit.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

prolly not. you didn't send me your address and your avatar still looks like a tit.

ive had to watch a lot of porn in my day, and ive never seen a tit like that.

pm me a picture if you have.

 

[Carmen]

ive had to watch a lot of porn in my day, and ive never seen a tit like that.

pm me a picture if you have.

sorry, i have no tit pics.
you HAD to watch a lot? did someone force you?
it does look like a sandy tit. i know i'm not the only one that thinks that.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

sorry, i have no tit pics.
you HAD to watch a lot? did someone force you?
it does look like a sandy tit. i know i'm not the only one that thinks that.

lol i didnt mean if YOU had sandy tits, i dont think they exist at all.



im running a double blind study to find out though.