ok, secret santas...

[the-short-one]

no.
i said a GOOD smelly man, not a CURRY smelly man.

LOL

 

[Carmen]

some people like curry!!!

bleck! not me. no indian food!!!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

bleck! not me. no indian food!!!

 

[Carmen]

hey, that lady told me this curry soap would send the chicks flying. I guess she meant the other way.

i think she meant it would send the flies coming.

 

[the-short-one]

I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

 

[Carmen]

I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

i want that too. except for the bigger boobs part.
your chocolate cake sounds kinda like a plastic surgeon. dressed in a chocolate cake outfit.

 

[the-short-one]

i want that too. except for the bigger boobs part.
your chocolate cake sounds kinda like a plastic surgeon. dressed in a chocolate cake outfit.

Think I can find one for less than $15.00?

 

[The Shadow]

I want chocolate cake. But it can't have any fat, sugar or carbs in it. No calories, either. It should also have some kind of slight anabolic effct without any side effects. And it should make my boobs bigger and firmer. Plus, it should burn fat. Off my ass.

See? Women are easy to buy for.

Ill just send you something that vibrates then

 

[the-short-one]

Ill just send you something that vibrates then

The next best thing after a $15.00 plastic surgeon. The way to a woman's heart is through her vibrator.

 

[Carmen]

The next best thing after a $15.00 plastic surgeon. The way to a woman's heart is through her vibrator.

lol
i heart you.