OH No! She Didn't

[RADAR]

Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"




RADAR

 

[covergrl80]

 

[foreigngirl]

lmao!!! The bastard deserved it

 

[hamstershaver]

lol nice

 

[coldblue1955]

Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"




RADAR

lol. just what the guy gets for dissin' his own wife!

 

[DJ_UFO]

Lmfao!!!

 

[coldblue1955]

I bet he really did have a small weenie too! lol.

 

[Dial_tone]

hill-fucking-larry-us

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

That was pretty funny.

 

[biteme]

I wonder if it was the woman I saw in the store the other day?

 

[HiDnGoD]

Penthouse? Playboy? I always read really good jokes like that & I go to tell them & I can't remember them! argh!

 

[blut wump]

Lol. How could he leave that behind?

 

[Whiskey]

Too funny

Whiskey

 

[sweed]

LOL... thats a good one.

 

[silverbackn]

I wonder if it was the woman I saw in the store the other day?

LMAO!

 

[Sub-Zero]

too bad women arnt clever enough to think of that.

maybe shed think of it over night and in the morning say something with a shitty delivery like "maybe i wouldnt grill your little weenie with my big ass"

but the joke radar posted would never happen, thats why its called a joke

 

[DannoMight]

Lol!!!

 

[HiDnGoD]

too bad women arnt clever enough to think of that.

maybe shed think of it over night and in the morning say something with a shitty delivery like "maybe i wouldnt grill your little weenie with my big ass"

but the joke radar posted would never happen, thats why its called a joke

Maybe in your young sphere, but when the ladies hit 30+, & have been dealing with peeps hitting on them for 1 1/2 decades, they quickly develop a quick wit, especially if it's putting down men.

 

[jenscats5]

 

[BOWTECH]

With an ass that size she wouldn't be my wife

 

[HiDnGoD]

With an ass that size she wouldn't be my wife

Jist wait'll yer 50ish. You won't care then. She'll just be the housekeeper who keeps you supplied during football season.