Oh man, I most certainly have some issues

[KillahBee]

(besides attention whoring) <----pre emptive

Anyway, some of you may recall I hada young lady come back to my crib on Friday (who also happened to be the secretary at work). So, I met her out at a bar and she ended up asking me to take her home. Long story short, she was VERY drunk, so I just threw her on the couch and went to my bed. An hour or so later she's crawlin into my bed. Now, I did not do anything (per se) with her cause she was so drunk.

However, my buddy just comes up to me at work cracking up laughing. Apparently he was just talking with her and she showed him a very large and very deep bite mark on her thigh. Blood and all.

 

[needtogetaas]

bro you're so last year man.give it up.

 

[Gambino]

you remind me of a lower-class verison of patrick bateman
sans the loot/physique/wimmien skills

 

[patsfan1379]

(besides attention whoring) <----pre emptive

Anyway, some of you may recall I hada young lady come back to my crib on Friday (who also happened to be the secretary at work). So, I met her out at a bar and she ended up asking me to take her home. Long story short, she was VERY drunk, so I just threw her on the couch and went to my bed. An hour or so later she's crawlin into my bed. Now, I did not do anything (per se) with her cause she was so drunk.

However, my buddy just comes up to me at work cracking up laughing. Apparently he was just talking with her and she showed him a very large and very deep bite mark on her thigh. Blood and all.

Your dog bit her vagina???!!! WTF?!

 

[KillahBee]

you remind me of a lower-class verison of patrick bateman
sans the loot/physique/wimmien skills

WHat about the hair???

 

[Scotsman]

She into vampires or some shit?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

lol

 

[needtogetaas]

lmao and you being a elite mentore.

 

[KillahBee]

Her blood tasted like tanning lotion

 

[velvett]

Is this the girl with the spectacular bod?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

you bit her leg????

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

(besides attention whoring) <----pre emptive

Anyway, some of you may recall I hada young lady come back to my crib on Friday (who also happened to be the secretary at work). So, I met her out at a bar and she ended up asking me to take her home. Long story short, she was VERY drunk, so I just threw her on the couch and went to my bed. An hour or so later she's crawlin into my bed. Now, I did not do anything (per se) with her cause she was so drunk.

However, my buddy just comes up to me at work cracking up laughing. Apparently he was just talking with her and she showed him a very large and very deep bite mark on her thigh. Blood and all.

isn't that supposed to be Lestat's trademark though.

 

[jackangel]

bateman had pretty good hair.

the apricot scrub (help me out wootcrack) for his facial was key as well.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Huh?

 

[Sub-Zero]

bro you're so last year man.give it up.

LOL

killah what the fuck is ur problem bro?> u try to eat her?>

 

[KillahBee]

vel - yes, amazing body. but her intelligence/personality/ability to speak in complete sentences was below average....if average equates to a piece of driftwood

sub and fist - yes, yes I did. When I see dark, juicy, fresh thighs I.....I bite.

 

[PICK3]

When you say "I have issues", do you say it with a lisp?

 

[KillahBee]

When you say "I have issues", do you say it with a lisp?

I thertainly thoo not.

 

[PICK3]

Wait a second my little sister has a bite mark on her leg.

 

[velvett]

vel - yes, amazing body. but her intelligence/personality/ability to speak in complete sentences was below average....if average equates to a piece of driftwood

sub and fist - yes, yes I did. When I see dark, juicy, fresh thighs I.....I bite.

That's unfortunate.

@ the nibble fetish

 

[joetrisman]

Is this the same broad that you posted cubie pics of a week ago? If so, kudos bro.

 

[KillahBee]

Is this the same broad that you posted cubie pics of a week ago? If so, kudos bro.

nope. this chick has a MUCH better body.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Oh God......my mind is wandering.....



(insert innuendo here)

.....*Shudders* whatever you do KB please draw the line at thighs!

 

[KillahBee]

olllo - thighs are the real target. neck, shoulder, lower back, hip - these are just appetizers

 

[fistfullofsteel]

 

[Scotsman]

olllo - thighs are the real target. neck, shoulder, lower back, hip - these are just appetizers

You should change your name to nosferatu.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[myway]

Before your next date, stop off for a hamburger.... unless she liked it.

 

[jnevin]

You should bite a chunk of her cheek off and spit it in her mouth. Then put a starving rat on her stomach with a cage over it. (Might want to tie her down for that.)

 

[KillahBee]

Before your next date, stop off for a hamburger.... unless she liked it.

I have yet to meet a woman who does not like it.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

don't forget your fantasy of you being held captive by a black woman while she whips you and holds you captive in her basement.

 

[KillahBee]

don't forget your fantasy of you being held captive by a black woman while she whips you and holds you captive in her basement.

lmfao, i will never let go of that dream my friend!

 

[KillahBee]

don't forget your fantasy of you being held captive by a black woman while she whips you and holds you captive in her basement.

DUDE!!! I found it...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5645462&postcount=32

 

[Smurfy]

lmao @ harder than chinese algebra. thats some funny shit right there.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

DUDE!!! I found it...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5645462&postcount=32

 

[myway]

I have yet to meet a woman who does not like it.

Exactly. I'm just trying to find the problem. Didn't this thread start about a "problem"? I'm confused.

 

[UA_Iron]

I was about to refer to a previous thread where I was telling you to STFU...but I actually like this thread. Nothing like inflicting some fun on some bitches