Oh, How I Hate GNC

[Nelson Montana]

Okay, we all know they sell a bunch of bullshit at high prices. No one goes there anymore. They have bullshit discounts, like on the first Tuesday of every month ending in a "y" or some crap like that. And everytime I've tried to use a discount coupon, there's some problem.

So, like I said, I never go there but I needed a few basics like magnesium and primrose oil, so okay, I'll spend a few bucks extra so I don't have to go out of my way.

So I walk past the MuscleTech garbage and the phony test boosters and the $40 tubs of protein and get my overpriced primrose oil -- buy 2 and get on at half price. Not a great deal, but what the hell. When I get to the counter the guy says, "Oh no, that's only if you make a purchase of $50 or more. "


FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

Can you motherfuckers ever do anything straight up? It's always some scam.

I left the shit on the counter. It really was the principal of it all.

I know we'll never complete with these pricks-- they're too big. But just for the sake of the buying public I'd love to see them go out of business.

 

[Powerlifting57]

Bro i feel your pain... its like WTF i just need something quick and in a bind and you end up getting analy raped by a retarted chimpanzee. I now just go the small guy that likes returning customers and will help them out for good business.

 

[Powerlifting57]

want to have some fun? Walk in and ask if they carry HGH. I had the young lady at the counter searching all over for it. She even checked the system for it. WOW was it hard to keep a straight face!

 

[Ganryu]

want to have some fun? Walk in and ask if they carry HGH. I had the young lady at the counter searching all over for it. She even checked the system for it. WOW was it hard to keep a straight face!

I am surprised she didn't come up with some "HGH" sub lingual spray or some shit! Next time, ask if they have Kremlin-Size Weight Gainer, from the makers of Russian Bear.

 

[ConanX]

A lot of people I know are juiced to the hilt with GNC's test and HGH...lol

 

[gstacker]

cant say i hate em but ya i dont go there an¥more.....the gormet protien at max muscle is yummy chocolate fudge sunday!

 

[sonicwaste]

The thing is, different GNC's have different policies. The corporate owned GNC's are bad... But the franchised GNC's aren't terrible. They are still overpriced... But every now and then I need something fast, and I go to a franchise GNC across town.

With the Franchise GNC, they will match any price online, so it's a good thing to have when you run out of a core supplement and need it fast.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I wouldnt take a free vitamin C sample from them. I like it when the fat ass salesman is almost done with his 15 minute pitch to the 18 yr old retard and has him holding the fat ass weight gainer and gonad test booster that he's about to steal his money for.....and "someone" tells the kid its garbage and he's gettin ripped off.

 

[kdc1023]

Ya I just say fuck it and go to the Slightly less expensive vita-shop. Nutrition Unlimited

 

[kdc1023]

want to have some fun? Walk in and ask if they carry HGH. I had the young lady at the counter searching all over for it. She even checked the system for it. WOW was it hard to keep a straight face!

I did that at a Vitamin shop and this lady showed me some shit that had HGH in the name.