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Nicole

is an absolute sweetheart who goes out of her way to make everyone around her feel comfortable. kind, caring and smart with a hell of a sense of a humor. oh yea shes awesome at cuddling to.

official hottie of the day.
 
Nicole once passed me some gauze as I was bleeding to death from a stab wound. I thought she was some sort of saint for doing such a nice thing, until she psyched me out and rubbed salt in the wound, then started digging her nails into it until I went into shock.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Nicole once passed me some gauze as I was bleeding to death from a stab wound. I thought she was some sort of saint for doing such a nice thing, until she psyched me out and rubbed salt in the wound, then started digging her nails into it until I went into shock.

who stabbed you? toothless?!?!?
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Some random vagrant. I asked him for some spare change and he got offended.

i am dissapointed. i figured you would have caused him some sort of bodily harm before he had a chance to stab you (being that he was nothing more than a vagrant).

i think you should lay off the absinthe - it is making you rusty.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I know.

It's the summer, and it always makes me feel compassionate.

Just today I helped an old lady to her grave.

i am drafting a letter to the pope to have you canonized immediately following your demise.

keep up the good work!
 
Bodhidogma said:


i am drafting a letter to the pope to have you canonized immediately following your demise.

keep up the good work!

The only interaction I would enjoy with the pope would be me tearing out his throat so I wouldn't have to hear him "talk."
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


The only interaction I would enjoy with the pope would be me tearing out his throat so I wouldn't have to hear him "talk."

but wouldnt you like a nice pretty halo in the afterlife?

c'mon....
 
not sure if i would ever see it in person, cause my face would be burried...lol:lmao:
 
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