New vehicles these days are pretty fugly looking

[hanselthecaretaker]

Everything is all bubbly looking and the front ends/headlights look like a bug. At least domestically, but I've also seen some import examples. My jeep's gonna be in the hospital again for surgery soon, and I heard about the new Impala by Chevy thinking it would be a cool car.....that is, until I saw the front. What a sissy-ass looking car for them to put a small block V8 in. Even trucks these days look like their design engineers took cues from crash test walls. The Ram looks ok (but not as good as a couples years ago), the Ford F Series look like they have down-syndrome, and the Chevys look like the equivalent of what would happen if you punched Jack Nicholson really hard in the face and then made him smile. Dodge Durangos look like what the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man would look like if he were a truck, with everything (especially the front end) over-puffed. Pretty much every automobile design these days, save the newer Mustang and Charger, and a few foreign high end sports/luxury cars, look like they're being tooled by gay crackheads, who also occasionally binge on acid. Wtf. I suppose this has something to do with feminism. No offense towards gays, crackheads, the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, or Jack Nicholson.

I can hear some of you now...."Well if you don't like it, why don't you design them."

I'm gonna probably end up buying used if my jeep's last leg disintegrates any time soon. Or maybe I'll save up for that Charger.

 

[Mr. dB]

I disagree with one point - the Dodge Ram is the ugliest truck of the big three, by far.

There are a lot of really ugly cars on the road these days. They've forgotten how to style an attractive car, much less try to actually make it "pretty". Stylists are just going for shock value these days, hoping to elicit a "love it or hate it" attitude from the consumer.

By the way, a small block V8 in a front wheel drive car is just stupid.

 

[HardHat87]

Chrysler has the only good looking domestic cars. The charger, 300c,viper and the magnum. Everything else domestic is dog crap.

 

[epstropes]

First and foremost you drive a Jeep...that's thing is not going to break down anytime soon. They are freaking tanks, I have a 2000 Wrangler and it still runs like new.

Second, have to agree with the Charger comment...I feel like such a redneck for loving that car....I can only guess it goes back to me liking Dukes of Hazard as a kid. I do think they are sweet though!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

You've got to be kidding. The 300C, Magnum, and Charger are cartoonish malproportioned rolling abortions. Chrysler are the prime proponents of the "love it or hate it" approach.

Friends don't let friends drive MOPAR.

 

[wutangnomo]

Everything is all bubbly looking and the front ends/headlights look like a bug. At least domestically, but I've also seen some import examples. My jeep's gonna be in the hospital again for surgery soon, and I heard about the new Impala by Chevy thinking it would be a cool car.....that is, until I saw the front. What a sissy-ass looking car for them to put a small block V8 in. Even trucks these days look like their design engineers took cues from crash test walls. The Ram looks ok (but not as good as a couples years ago), the Ford F Series look like they have down-syndrome, and the Chevys look like the equivalent of what would happen if you punched Jack Nicholson really hard in the face and then made him smile. Dodge Durangos look like what the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man would look like if he were a truck, with everything (especially the front end) over-puffed. Pretty much every automobile design these days, save the newer Mustang and Charger, and a few foreign high end sports/luxury cars, look like they're being tooled by gay crackheads, who also occasionally binge on acid. Wtf. I suppose this has something to do with feminism. No offense towards gays, crackheads, the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, or Jack Nicholson.

I can hear some of you now...."Well if you don't like it, why don't you design them."

I'm gonna probably end up buying used if my jeep's last leg disintegrates any time soon. Or maybe I'll save up for that Charger.

I agree, but notice how most of the cars you decided to list are all domestic lol. Domestic cars, ESPECIALLY GM, are the ugliest looking pieces of crap on wheels these days bar none. The only exception to this would have to be Pontiac's Solstice, which I think is a hot looking roadster.

Most of the foreign cars are decent looking imo.

 

[HardHat87]

You've got to be kidding. The 300C, Magnum, and Charger are cartoonish malproportioned rolling abortions. Chrysler are the prime proponents of the "love it or hate it" approach.

Friends don't let friends drive MOPAR.

Those are the only domestic cars I like. I wouldn't drive a domestic car unless it was free though.

 

[UA_Iron]

All cars and trucks are designed for females.

You wont look tough driving around that pussy looking truck, no matter what.

Cars and trucks dont have any balls anymore.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

First and foremost you drive a Jeep...that's thing is not going to break down anytime soon. They are freaking tanks, I have a 2000 Wrangler and it still runs like new.

That only holds true for the engines , particularly the I6 4.0. Everything else tends to fall apart around it sooner or later. I'm having fuel delivery problems right now; some sensor is fucked and it's dumping raw fuel down exhaust and my muffler exploded. I can see the stuff billowing out of the 10 inch gash in a fine swirly mist. It's a love/hate relationship with jeep owners, just look at the forums on jeepsunlimited.com-nearly every thread is about something fucking up with them. But that's why it's a jeep thing, which a lot of peeps don't understand.

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

Chrysler has the only good looking domestic cars. The charger, 300c,viper and the magnum. Everything else domestic is dog crap.

Ah, a subject near and dear to my heart. You are correct. Ford is in the tank and can't figure out how to move those ugly, piece of shit 500's. So they decided to re-badge it for Mercury and Lincoln and will lose their ass on them as well.

GM, do I even have to go there. This company is on the verge of bankruptcy. For those of you who say the gov. will never let it happen, think again. Look at the Michigan economy. One of the worst states in the Union to live and work in. Granmole, are Gov. is a huge joke. Her real name is Granholm, but she has these moles and I hate her so I like my name for her.

Check out the new Range Rover Sport. Pricey, but one fine SUV.