New movie coming out starring havoc and Wodin

[supersizeme]

...also a cameo appearance by Ranger and Warik. It comes from the wildly popular true life experience non fiction piece written by Cornholio and had such a following that they have finally brought it to the big screen. They finished "shooting" (if you smell wtf i'm cookin) in May of this year and it should be in theaters come this September. I suggest all you yogurt loving meatheads go check it out immediately and show your support. Thanks.

 

[havoc]

All this jibberish coming from a guy who has a boyfriend that is a tank top sporting suburban 30 something with a flat top and flip flops that makes Supersizeme slick his mullet back all nice and cool-like with extra styling mousse into a solidified helmet form before cooking a Ford flattened sewer rat rotisserie style over a flaming oil drum in the back of your fucking unmowed land plot. Ya got that Forrest, or do I need to pin a note to your back and beat the moth ball stank outta your flannel shirt? I have given you more beatings than a Rodney King field day in Mississippi yet you still come back for more like a prescriptioned diabetic at the local candy castle.

 

[WODIN]

That's ranger down there on the hand rail. I play a drunk, derelict who goes around passing out pictures of nude men. I would like to thank supersizeme for his open access policy in allowing me to follow him around in order to develop my character.

Have you and Runner gotten back together yet? (SSME was selling runner nudes all over the place without consent...tsk, tsk)

 

[The Shadow]

...also a cameo appearance by Ranger and Warik. It comes from the wildly popular true life experience non fiction piece written by Cornholio and had such a following that they have finally brought it to the big screen. They finished "shooting" (if you smell wtf i'm cookin) in May of this year and it should be in theaters come this September. I suggest all you yogurt loving meatheads go check it out immediately and show your support. Thanks.

LMAO!!!

"SUPERSTAR!!!"