Need help with girl's birthday

[ponyfitness]

Hoping the EF peeps can give me some good ideas. My girl is turning 30 in April. I had a great idea but unfortunately it looks like I'm not going to be able to afford it.

Original idea was to go skydiving and then a night away at Niagara Falls (live near there). She and I have both talked about skydiving and because it's her 30th and she's freaked out about it I thought it would be cool. However, the whole thing would cost roughly a grand which I definitely can't afford right now.

So I'm thinking of something like maybe bungee jumping and then a nice dinner of her favourite meal. Any other cool ideas for karma would be appreciated.

 

[musclemom]

Dude, use your head: Good meal, lovely stay in a nice hotel, thoughtful piece of quality jewelry (semiprecious stones, not diamonds) and a gift certificate for a spa.

For christ sakes, don't do something with her on her birthday that could involve physical injury or death. The risk of non fatal injuries with bungee jumping is actually a lot higher than skydiving (with sky diving, if something goes really bad, you're probably dead).

Jumping off a high thing attached to essentially a rubber band and experiencing free fall followed by sudden decelleration just can't be good for your body ...

 

[nangiggles]

Beauty treatment coud be nice, like a Spa certificate where she can get a facial, a mud wrap, etc women freak out about getting old at 30 so making her feel beautiful and glowing could help ^_^

 

[puddlemonkey]

vacuum

 

[shrimp poboy]

What about an orgasm?

 

[puddlemonkey]

What about an orgasm?

You don't give me props for my joke but you try to recycle it? Sad bro, sad.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...suggestions-gf-xmas-628297-2.html#post8609653

 

[jnevin]

you don't give me props for my joke but you try to recycle it? Sad bro, sad.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...suggestions-gf-xmas-628297-2.html#post8609653

lmao

 

[shrimp poboy]

You don't give me props for my joke but you try to recycle it? Sad bro, sad.


http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...suggestions-gf-xmas-628297-2.html#post8609653

I did that to purposely bait you(LMAO)

 

[-Ariel-]

Dude, use your head: Good meal, lovely stay in a nice hotel, thoughtful piece of quality jewelry (semiprecious stones, not diamonds) and a gift certificate for a spa.

For christ sakes, don't do something with her on her birthday that could involve physical injury or death. The risk of non fatal injuries with bungee jumping is actually a lot higher than skydiving (with sky diving, if something goes really bad, you're probably dead).

Jumping off a high thing attached to essentially a rubber band and experiencing free fall followed by sudden decelleration just can't be good for your body ...

+1

MM and I are on same page...
I personally think if you are so hard up for a high of norepinephrine, doing bungy cord is cost effective like ya yo...

Jus sayin.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I did that to purposely bait you(LMAO)

Suuuuuuuure you did

 

[-Ariel-]

Suuuuuuuure you did

If you find out the info I asked you, I could give ya a cheat code for that game we were talking bout.

Also, What does that smell like?

Canali?


Man no throwin up in like 4 hours, this rawks...

 

[shrimp poboy]

Suuuuuuuure you did

Ok you got me, I try to stock pile puddle monkey witty one liners and dish them out when im short on material.























































































Like im ever at a loss for material bro My brain spits out funny jibberish like it was fabricated at willy wonkas chocolate factory.

 

[puddlemonkey]

If you find out the info I asked you, I could give ya a cheat code for that game we were talking bout.

?

I have the memory of an elderly man with alzheimer's.

Also, What does that smell like?

Canali?

A smooth, rich, musky-sweet fragrance with a leathery edge. It's EDP so very long lasting, but not overpowering in the least. Stays close to the skin.

 

[-Ariel-]

?

I have the memory of an elderly man with alzheimer's.



A smooth, rich, musky-sweet fragrance with a leathery edge. It's EDP so very long lasting, but not overpowering in the least. Stays close to the skin.

Yeah, this weekend when I go shopping it's either gonna be the Gucci, which you can't get enough of, but don't know if you like it or not, then the first one you recommended, I forgot, the name, but the way you recommended it, sounded like you thought it was well just right, as not too intrusive, but kinda on my frequency olfactory wise, and then, fuck I forget, if you could, if you have time, just come up with 3 of the top scents I should try...

I only want 3 puddles, cause, I trust your sense of smell way better than mine, and I'm only buying one, as I can't afford right now to pull what you have.

BTW, next year they are thinking about adding sense of smell to online culture...
immediacy of experience thing... I guess.

 

[ponyfitness]

Dude, use your head: Good meal, lovely stay in a nice hotel, thoughtful piece of quality jewelry (semiprecious stones, not diamonds) and a gift certificate for a spa.

For christ sakes, don't do something with her on her birthday that could involve physical injury or death. The risk of non fatal injuries with bungee jumping is actually a lot higher than skydiving (with sky diving, if something goes really bad, you're probably dead).

Jumping off a high thing attached to essentially a rubber band and experiencing free fall followed by sudden decelleration just can't be good for your body ...

I understand where you are coming from. The skydiving thing would of course be tandem (so you're strapped to an instructor) and I only thought of it because it would be a great memory to start her 30's with.

Trying to be creative. The hotel, spa, etc has all been done before.

 

[musclemom]

I understand where you are coming from. The skydiving thing would of course be tandem (so you're strapped to an instructor) and I only thought of it because it would be a great memory to start her 30's with.

Trying to be creative. The hotel, spa, etc has all been done before.

Okay, how much money are you willing to spend and when in April is her birthday?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah, this weekend when I go shopping it's either gonna be the Gucci, which you can't get enough of, but don't know if you like it or not, then the first one you recommended, I forgot, the name, but the way you recommended it, sounded like you thought it was well just right, as not too intrusive, but kinda on my frequency olfactory wise, and then, fuck I forget, if you could, if you have time, just come up with 3 of the top scents I should try...

I only want 3 puddles, cause, I trust your sense of smell way better than mine, and I'm only buying one, as I can't afford right now to pull what you have.

BTW, next year they are thinking about adding sense of smell to online culture...
immediacy of experience thing... I guess.

Only 3? Fvck!!!!

Ok, keep in mind the Gucci is Gucci Pour Homme II, not the new Gucci Gucci which smells like wet dog.

1- Christian Dior Homme (if they don't have this I'd throw a fit and storm out)

2- Gucci Pour Homme II

3- Tom Ford

And just in case they don't have all 3 to try:

4- Canali Black Diamond

5- Vera Wang


Exact names, don't fuck up and smell something that is name wise similar (ie John Varvatos vs John Varvatos Vintage) yet completely different.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Yeah, this weekend when I go shopping it's either gonna be the Gucci, which you can't get enough of, but don't know if you like it or not, then the first one you recommended, I forgot, the name, but the way you recommended it, sounded like you thought it was well just right, as not too intrusive, but kinda on my frequency olfactory wise, and then, fuck I forget, if you could, if you have time, just come up with 3 of the top scents I should try...

I only want 3 puddles, cause, I trust your sense of smell way better than mine, and I'm only buying one, as I can't afford right now to pull what you have.

BTW, next year they are thinking about adding sense of smell to online culture...
immediacy of experience thing... I guess.

What makes you trust puddles sense of smell do you think he has some bionic olfactory gland or something?You ever think that the dude just really smells bad and has no choice?Just stating the obvious.

 

[ponyfitness]

Okay, how much money are you willing to spend and when in April is her birthday?

It's towards the end of April, celebrating on the 18th. I'm thinking around $400 max at this point unless I want to rack my credit lol. Skydiving was going to be $300 each plus hotel plus food probably a grand minimum.

 

[musclemom]

It's towards the end of April, celebrating on the 18th. I'm thinking around $400 max at this point unless I want to rack my credit lol. Skydiving was going to be $300 each plus hotel plus food probably a grand minimum.

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[ponyfitness]

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Awesome idea! Thanks!

 

[needtogetarmy]

If you are broke, and you are into excitement, a barrel fit for two with a starting point at the edge of the falls would be an EXCELLENT idea.