FreeballinDC
Dumper Humper
AAP said:
Ummm... you plotting to steal a sackful of gaming cards? And we meet for breakfast, you attempt to give them to me, we get busted and the national news has a report that "Steroid fitness freaks resorting to selling game cards on the black market in order to feed their habit." While in the background, you and I are high fiving each other going "YES!! JAIL!!!! WOO-HOOO!!! Finally we can meet some decent single men."
You pegged that one on the head. Except I wouldn't do a high five, I'd strike a thumbs up pose ala Dave Palumbo. Or point at you while my other hand was in a "#1" pose, signifying who would be first in the Jailhouse Bachelor contest.
Truer words have to be spoken about eligable single guys. The only ones I ever meet up with are all married.