My stupid parakeet hates me.

[LoneTree]

The girl in the office gave me a baby parakeet.
It got free a few times and I had to catch it to put it back in the cage because I was afraid it was not drinking water.
It is two days and it has not warmed up a bit.
I just changed his water and he went crazy as I was going to kill him.

I am so put off that I am thinking of releasing it and let the fucker die in the wild.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I'd like to get one, but decided it would be too mcuh trouble to put it in the sound proof cage everytime someone like my "goodie" neighbors visit.

 

[Gambino]

birds are not meant to be kept in cages. release him!

 

[wootoom]

kick his ass seabass

 

[LoneTree]

birds are not meant to be kept in cages. release him!

And it would survive like 2 days.

 

[The Wenis]

it takes more than 2 days. more like 2 weeks.

 

[LoneTree]

I am getting him a girl friend next week.

 

[The Wenis]

I am getting him a girl friend next week.

if you get another bird for him, he'll never warm up to you. they'll both hate you.

 

[LoneTree]

I will make a parakeet porn video and sell it on ebay.

 

[Daisy_]

you just have to take nice to it. Dont yell at it... My aunt had one too, and it hated her and I dont think she was mean and yelled and stuff, anyways instead of giving it to someone else or a pet shop she choped its head off. Isnt that the most unhuman thing... Ugh gives me the shivers.

 

[Sub-Zero]

cut his wings off with scissors so he cant fly away and then you can let him out whenever he wants

 

[LoneTree]

you just have to take nice to it. Dont yell at it... My aunt had one too, and it hated her and I dont think she was mean and yelled and stuff, anyways instead of giving it to someone else or a pet shop she choped its head off. Isnt that the most unhuman thing... Ugh gives me the shivers.

I have been trying to pet it but it doesn't respond. It just tries to bite me.
I guess he is separated from his 'family' and in unfamiliar environment; and scared.
I am not yelling at him. I am leaving him undisturbed.
I guess i would have to bribe him - goiing to buy honey sticks.
Many people have suggested cutting the wings but that sound cruel to me.

CHOPPED THE HEAD OFF!!! THAT MAY BE CRIMINAL - CRUELTY TO ANIMAL.

 

[OMEGA]

you need to start being real with him

 

[Daisy_]

cut his wings off with scissors so he cant fly away and then you can let him out whenever he wants

With scissors... EEK thats evil

 

[LoneTree]

you need to start being real with him

You mean tell him about my emotions, my needs, my vulnerabilities, that type of shit?

 

[Gambino]

And it would survive like 2 days.

2 days of freedom is better than a lifetime of hatred

 

[LoneTree]

I plan to have a room for them.
He would be out as soon as he can handle it. He spent the first night out of cage.
The only reason I am keeping him caged is so that he doesn't die of dehydration.

 

[OMEGA]

You mean tell him about my emotions, my needs, my vulnerabilities, that type of shit?

yes


you:

http://sa.nextwish.org/Photoshops/Fiesta Kitty/fiesta_tard.jpg

plus

http://www.stern.nyu.edu/Sternbusiness/fall_winter_2001/keepingitreal.gif

plus

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/articles/parakeet.jpg


= good times

 

[OMEGA]

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