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My stupid life strikes again...

slat1

slat1

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I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?
 
No pictures btw. I didn't even think of it. They took a bunch. If I get a copy I will post em.
 
I love the short one. She just blows my mind as a person. Doesn't hurt that she is hot as hell either.
I don't want to blow it by jumping on her friend.
Why can't I meet a "normal" girl? Probably cause I'm crazy...
 
Hes back!!!!
 
how the motherfuck can i get those things to happen to me.

and LOL @ having to pay for the hotel for 3some action being the lowpoint of the night.
 
Oceano said:
I won't do it even if I am
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i fucking love u.. but seriously bitches are always trying to hustle drinks, fuck that..

A bitch in the club saturday night asked me to buy her and her fat friend a drink.. then asked my buddy.. I said its 2008 buy me a drink and that was end of convo
 
Oceano said:
I won't do it even if I am
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lol...I can actually relate to this. Girls used to buy me drinks all the time.


Wait...you think they only did that because they wanted to fuck me???

OMG...I feel so...used...


:evil:
 
slat1 said:
I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?
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Dumb shit like this STILL happens to my old man. It seems that whatever it is that ya'll got, you just don't ever lose it. LOL
 
shit stuff like this never happens to me .. im excited when i get a blowjob from a chubby chick
 
8/10 you are not going to meet a nice girl in a club.

This is another tip, if they are dressed like tarts/pole dancers/strippers, then they are probably a tart/pole dancer/stripper 9 times out of 10.

Nice girls can look HOT and still be classy.
 
Tatyana said:
8/10 you are not going to meet a nice girl in a club.

This is another tip, if they are dressed like tarts/pole dancers/strippers, then they are probably a tart/pole dancer/stripper 9 times out of 10.

Nice girls can look HOT and still be classy.
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x1000000000

btw, there are plenty of nice girls out there
you should look for the signs
 
Slat, I've told guys over and over again, you either have to be fucking gorgeous or have a terrific personality to lure the ladies, some men get that, some men don't, short and sweet. If you're a good looking guy AND have the gift of gab, look out.
 
slat1 said:
I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?
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Oh, I hate when that happens.
 
at a certain point I'm gonna have calm down in my ways and find a nice girl. :(
 
One of them called last night. I forgot I agreed to go hiking with them in a few weeks. The night before they want to take me out on the town. The irony is I used to bounce in the city where one of them lives (its two states away). I know everyone there.
BTW. I dated an amazing girl for 3 years who was a good girl. I am single now and I still seem to meet wild ones. I'm pretty sure its me.
The funny thing is all the "nice girls" where I am at are players bit time!!!
I may be a little crazy, like to have a lot of fun too... but I am also kind of old fashioned. Go figure.
For those who were wondering I asked if it would be the type of movie where I would be wearing a bowling ball cover on my head and have something jammed up my ass. She laughed and said no.
I can't picture myself doing something like this...
Day two of shoulder PT. Hoping I will be able to work out again some day. Looks like I will start cardio next week (after traveling... hold for a new story). I guess I would rather be tall and lean then skinny/fat!
 
musclemom said:
Slat, I've told guys over and over again, you either have to be fucking gorgeous or have a terrific personality to lure the ladies, some men get that, some men don't, short and sweet. If you're a good looking guy AND have the gift of gab, look out.
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Hmmmm. I am definately not gorgeous. I'm tall and skinny/fat. I guess I am funny to some people... a complete moron to others.
 
I'm 35. I have had more than my share of insane experiences. Probably more than man should have. I would like to settle things down a bit. I would like to find a nice girl who is sexy, smart, funny and driven. I had had my share of strippers, porno stars, models etc.
 
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I'm 254. I have not worked out in for ever. Car accident blew out my back. Drunken brawl in LV blew out my shoulder. I can't look in the mirror without wearing a tshirt.
 
rnch said:
still have that famous-on-elite 6/8 pak, slat?
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Nope. I flexed my abs (well I think I still have them someplace) the other day and nothing on my midsection moved. It will probably take 8 months to get them back. Thats if I can lift too. I don't think I can do it with just a good diet and cardio.
 
I am not big on clubs. Too loud. Can't hear what anyone is saying. I like a more relaxed atmosphere where you can have a nice conversation.
I always tell people its not where you are at... its who you are with!
 
slat1 said:
Nope. I flexed my abs (well I think I still have them someplace) the other day and nothing on my midsection moved. It will probably take 8 months to get them back. Thats if I can lift too. I don't think I can do it with just a good diet and cardio.
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won't take you long to regain your crowd pleasing look once you get back into it.
 
slat1 said:
Hmmmm. I am definately not gorgeous. I'm tall and skinny/fat. I guess I am funny to some people... a complete moron to others.
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What part of "you look like Nick Cage" don't you get? :rolleyes: whatever. You're tall, I don't care whether you're ripped or not, you're still better built than the average guy, and I have a sneaking hunch you know how to talk to chicks really, really well (it's an art, seriously).

Get over it. You probably go into "seduction mode" without even realizing it. Why else would strippers what to give you for free what other men have to pay good hard money for? Because they believe you, and they trust you and you know how to say what chicks want to hear, and (most importantly) you listen.
 
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