My stupid life strikes again...

[hurricane]

shit stuff like this never happens to me .. im excited when i get a blowjob from a chubby chick

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Silly letting strippers take photos of you when drunk - never know where they will end up or in who's hands

 

[Tatyana]

8/10 you are not going to meet a nice girl in a club.

This is another tip, if they are dressed like tarts/pole dancers/strippers, then they are probably a tart/pole dancer/stripper 9 times out of 10.

Nice girls can look HOT and still be classy.

 

[princesa]

8/10 you are not going to meet a nice girl in a club.

This is another tip, if they are dressed like tarts/pole dancers/strippers, then they are probably a tart/pole dancer/stripper 9 times out of 10.

Nice girls can look HOT and still be classy.

x1000000000

btw, there are plenty of nice girls out there
you should look for the signs

 

[musclemom]

Slat, I've told guys over and over again, you either have to be fucking gorgeous or have a terrific personality to lure the ladies, some men get that, some men don't, short and sweet. If you're a good looking guy AND have the gift of gab, look out.

 

[NEO1]

Are you talking about the "oriental massage" sign down the road?

x1000000000

btw, there are plenty of nice girls out there
you should look for the signs

 

[gotmilk]

and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"

That means handcuffed to the bed with a giant black dildo in your ass while being whipped.

Or so Pick3 says

 

[ricco561]

I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?

Oh, I hate when that happens.

 

[lartinos]

at a certain point I'm gonna have calm down in my ways and find a nice girl.

 

[slat1]

One of them called last night. I forgot I agreed to go hiking with them in a few weeks. The night before they want to take me out on the town. The irony is I used to bounce in the city where one of them lives (its two states away). I know everyone there.
BTW. I dated an amazing girl for 3 years who was a good girl. I am single now and I still seem to meet wild ones. I'm pretty sure its me.
The funny thing is all the "nice girls" where I am at are players bit time!!!
I may be a little crazy, like to have a lot of fun too... but I am also kind of old fashioned. Go figure.
For those who were wondering I asked if it would be the type of movie where I would be wearing a bowling ball cover on my head and have something jammed up my ass. She laughed and said no.
I can't picture myself doing something like this...
Day two of shoulder PT. Hoping I will be able to work out again some day. Looks like I will start cardio next week (after traveling... hold for a new story). I guess I would rather be tall and lean then skinny/fat!