My stupid life strikes again...

[slat1]

I have not been going out lately. Just staying reading and doing all around gay things like that.
Saturday I went out... at noon.
Got completely buckled.
Later that night about 15 of us met at a club. While I was there I get a call from the funniest girl ever. Super hot. Short. Smart etc.
She has this tall lanky friend who has to have EE boobs.
Some how we all end up staying at a hotel (I paid... stupid).
Everyone is bombed. I am sort of soaking in everything and making jokes here and there.
Guess what? It winds up they are both strippers! I had no idea. I have been doing everything to stay away from strip clubs and I continually wind up with them.
Any how. No. I did not have sex. I am trying to be good.
Here is the funny part. The tall lanky one makes her living web camming. In the middle of a conversation she stops me and just says "would you like to be in a dominatrix movie?"
Who does that happen to? Me all the time apparently!?!? What is wrong with me?
I said "lets wait until I am sober to answer that"
We are supposed to go out in a few weeks...
How does this keep happening!!?!!?

 

[slat1]

No pictures btw. I didn't even think of it. They took a bunch. If I get a copy I will post em.

 

[chris302001]

YES YES, the answer is YES! lolol

 

[slat1]

I love the short one. She just blows my mind as a person. Doesn't hurt that she is hot as hell either.
I don't want to blow it by jumping on her friend.
Why can't I meet a "normal" girl? Probably cause I'm crazy...

 

[bw1]

lol @ "normal girl"

 

[RachelEFC]

Things like that don't generally happen to me.

 

[slat1]

Things like that don't generally happen to me.

Things like that are the only things that happen to me. Its not quite boring yet though...

 

[wootoom]

Hes back!!!!

 

[Arabian]

Slat that my friend is marriage material

 

[-SD-]

how the motherfuck can i get those things to happen to me.

and LOL @ having to pay for the hotel for 3some action being the lowpoint of the night.