My stupid life strikes again...

[slat1]

Slat, I've told guys over and over again, you either have to be fucking gorgeous or have a terrific personality to lure the ladies, some men get that, some men don't, short and sweet. If you're a good looking guy AND have the gift of gab, look out.

Hmmmm. I am definately not gorgeous. I'm tall and skinny/fat. I guess I am funny to some people... a complete moron to others.

 

[Oceano]

8/10 you are not going to meet a nice girl in a club.

thats not true, almost every girl goes clubbing

 

[drsketch]

the only explanation I can come up for this type of failure is that you're a closeted homosexual.

fail

 

[slat1]

I'm 35. I have had more than my share of insane experiences. Probably more than man should have. I would like to settle things down a bit. I would like to find a nice girl who is sexy, smart, funny and driven. I had had my share of strippers, porno stars, models etc.

 

[-SD-]

whats this skinny/fat stuff bor, thought you were 240 or some damn shit

 

[slat1]

I'm 254. I have not worked out in for ever. Car accident blew out my back. Drunken brawl in LV blew out my shoulder. I can't look in the mirror without wearing a tshirt.

 

[rnch]

still have that famous-on-elite 6/8 pak, slat?

 

[slat1]

still have that famous-on-elite 6/8 pak, slat?

Nope. I flexed my abs (well I think I still have them someplace) the other day and nothing on my midsection moved. It will probably take 8 months to get them back. Thats if I can lift too. I don't think I can do it with just a good diet and cardio.

 

[ironwings]

thats not true, almost every girl goes clubbing

Negative

 

[slat1]

I am not big on clubs. Too loud. Can't hear what anyone is saying. I like a more relaxed atmosphere where you can have a nice conversation.
I always tell people its not where you are at... its who you are with!