my saturday

[GoldenDelicious]

all this thread has done is make me wish I had a ridiucoulsy large cock


now im upset

my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end

 

[jerkbox]

my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end

yeah but when you witness how much pleasure you can give a woman just by having a large dick, well that's an incredible ego booster....not that I would know anything about that.

 

[jh1]

my theory on not having a humungous dick is simple: by the time they see it...its too late!! hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

then you just fuck a new girl each time and your problems are over

the end

So, apparently - you have a small dick?

 

[string_bean00]

im weeping like a baby

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah but when you witness how much pleasure you can give a woman just by having a large dick, well that's an incredible ego booster....not that I would know anything about that.

eh ive known some girl with midget sized vaginas, they have less fun actually. my theory is you dont have sex until they want you so badly all you have to do is tickle them and they orgasm. its a bit like painting - all the work is in the preparation. after that, its easy lol

and really...does it sound like *I* need an ego boost? LOL

So, apparently - you have a small dick?

no, mines perfectly average in size, and well above average in looks and stamina (really. it actually is. im not even bullshitting for once lol)

besides, most girls i get with harass me for repeat encounters. after that happens 10 times you shrug your shoulders and accept that you must be pretty good in bed. dont ask me how though...they just get collateral pleasure, i just happened to fluke it

 

[patsfan1379]

I ate my girl out last night on the couch while watching the notebook.

 

[jh1]

I ate my girl out last night on the couch while watching the notebook.

Pics

 

[jh1]

The notebook doesn't exactly seem like the 'Imma Eat You Out Bish' type of movie... normally they are crying.

Being eatin out and crying don't seem to go together.

Perhaps Stilleto can give us her opinion.

 

[patsfan1379]

The notebook doesn't exactly seem like the 'Imma Eat You Out Bish' type of movie... normally they are crying.

Being eatin out and crying don't seem to go together.

Perhaps Stilleto can give us her opinion.

Dude I started to watch that piece of shit movie and couldn't get through an hour of it. It was terrible. I don't understand how everything thinks it like the best chick movie ever. Even for a chick movie it sucked. So I rectified my predicament.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the notebook is the BIGGEST TRAP of a movie, they watch it, get all emotional, you massage them, and theyre moosh

THE END

(make sure you change the music before sex, or youll have sad sex, and sad sex is, well...sad lol)