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My night started off really boring...

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Was at a small get together where my friend and his GF were fighting the whole time about BS. At one point she was mad because he did not kiss her right At midnight, lol.
So I left the party with a few dudes that I met that night and went to this club called origin where JP was spinning. These dudes were cool but they were older and just wanted to stand by the bar.... so I went onto the dancefloor and my night really started. I started dancing with a group of girls they ended up taking my shirt off me. Then all the girls around including ones not witth the group of firends all started touching my abs while like three other chicks in the crowd started snapping pics. One of the chicks really had a thing for me but i eventually snuck off. Met this chick who was being harrassed by some dude and hit it off with her. Very beautiful chick, older chick (35) who knows pretty much every DJ and gets paid to dance at Mansion sometimes. She ended up sleeping at my crib and lives right down the road and we tons of friends in common. She is at her apartment right now making me dinner, I'm going over there at nine. So... at one point I left my chick and told her I'd find my friends and introduce them to her and her friend. I eventually find them and at the very second I ask them if they wanna meet some chicks they say yes and this random girl I have never met grabs me by my stomach and starts pushing me backwards. She has me walk backwards all the way outside and she wraps my shirt which was open with wifebeater on underneath and covers herself like a blanket to keep her warm while she smokes and cigarette. She asked me my name and I told her. When I asked hers she responded by asking if it was inportant. I said it wasn't, so she said what's the point. She then turned around and started kissing me for a second and then she proceeded to to bite me really hard on my neck. I ditched her and went back to my pretty blonde with blues.
 
nice dude, i wish my night was that exciting...i was actually gonna hit up mansion (miami) last night, but my friend who had the tickets for me to go out got arrested for loitering and then assaulting a police officer.

i did Mansion last year for my bday, shit was off the chain!

is JP still crappy and all methed out? what a downward spiral
 
i love how people who call out people on bullshit are obviously ones who are least likely to experience such things.

once upon a time, a few people on this board used to call bullhit on my stories...and it was always the people who let an uneventful, mediocre life.
then they knew me well enough to know i just tell it like it is
 
My night started off really boring, so I took some Viagra and drank a extenze soda and now I feel better and relieved too..... ahhhhhh yes the simple life.
 
nice dude, i wish my night was that exciting...i was actually gonna hit up mansion (miami) last night, but my friend who had the tickets for me to go out got arrested for loitering and then assaulting a police officer.

i did Mansion last year for my bday, shit was off the chain!

is JP still crappy and all methed out? what a downward spiral

JP was very good last night, that shit is hilarious about your friend lol.
This chick has chilled with him and told me this story about him tearing up bed sheets from a hotel to make togas. The people wearing them of course had no clothes underneath..
 
Think what you may you boring fuckers... I get to live the life youd dream!
 
thats awesome bro!!!! just livin' the dream!

wish i was around more chicks new years.

my buddy had some people over since he was home for the army, but it consisted of me, him, his girlfriend, and ten dudes. and since hes about

to go to iraq i stayed with him instead of going to the huge party with tons of chicks. even though it wasn't that cool bros before hoes :\
 
lart did you lose your virginity pretty late?

17, I've been single for less than a year. Was only with two women 21-27 though, people tell me to get over myself and also that I'm full of shit. That's just plain haterism, a religion to which I don't subscribe. People tell about their lives on here but when I do it I get people chirping. When I get back in a relationship my party lifestyle isn't gonna be quite as interesting. Gotta enjoy it while I can! When I hear others tell great stories on here I love it, no matter what it's about as long as it's interesting.
 
17, I've been single for less than a year. Was only with two women 21-27 though, people tell me to get over myself and also that I'm full of shit. That's just plain haterism, a religion to which I don't subscribe. People tell about their lives on here but when I do it I get people chirping. When I get back in a relationship my party lifestyle isn't gonna be quite as interesting. Gotta enjoy it while I can! When I hear others tell great stories on here I love it, no matter what it's about as long as it's interesting.

lart - youve got the right attitude!
 
Just messing with you Lart,I lived that life your in now but now Im married and have kids.I dig your your posts I dont miss any of them,they keep me entertained.Keep doin you,Peace
Silent
 
Im pretty sure Lartino is a good looking player but Im also pretty sure the dude spends more time TRYING to get laid than he actually does Bro embrace your youth get a good girl and you will be alot happier.
 
Think what you may you boring fuckers... I get to live the life youd dream!

lol, I'm retired now. You want stories? I was in my 20's in the 80's, 30's in the 90's and from what I can remember, I did all right.
 
i love how people who call out people on bullshit are obviously ones who are least likely to experience such things.

once upon a time, a few people on this board used to call bullhit on my stories...and it was always the people who let an uneventful, mediocre life.
then they knew me well enough to know i just tell it like it is

lmao

Most of your stories end up with you going home alone so there's not much bullshit to call. Shit seems to work out for you in the long run though.
 
soooo, I'm getting the feeling that if you spin records, your looked at with the same type of "thing" like a musician?
 
no dinosaurs allowed in this thread

you and the flappers can ride your model-t straight outta here
shadup kid, isn't there some hawt chick you almost banged you can go bother.....
 

I think he's studying to be an anesthesiologist (I butchered that word, fuck). Besides, being an RN takes a helluva lot more schooling and effort than it does to manage teenagers in a gap-esquestore, dressing mannequins, etc.

They're two sides of the same coin though. Pdaddy needs just validation from us as lart. They're both chicks to me.
 
soooo, I'm getting the feeling that if you spin records, your looked at with the same type of "thing" like a musician?


nobody answered the freakin question. You spin records, twirl dvds, or whatever the fuck. There seems to be some kind of "ooohh" factor to that, I'm asking, wtf?
 
yes for me i get it all the time, everytime i play, just on new years i had someone tell me "i have g.d's gift on my finger tips and i was made for music and make people dance"
 
nobody answered the freakin question. You spin records, twirl dvds, or whatever the fuck. There seems to be some kind of "ooohh" factor to that, I'm asking, wtf?

It's nothing I'd ever be able to do, but there's quite a bit of skill to it. Not just being able to play the music and not fuck up the beats, but to read the crowd and really get the energy and vibe right is key.
 
It's nothing I'd ever be able to do, but there's quite a bit of skill to it. Not just being able to play the music and not fuck up the beats, but to read the crowd and really get the energy and vibe right is key.

+1 wow you actually know what the fuck you are talking about!! hahahaa jk bro!
jvin said it, there is skills involved on matching the beats, the BPM (beats per minute) the whole mixing of it, and the biggest is your tastes of music that sets you apart from the other million other djs in the world, you have to know what to play when to play, and know how to control your crowd, you dont want to make them go crazy too early and make them dance all night and tire them out, nor do you want them to fall asleep on you... to me its either you got it or you dont, not something you can learn... Well let me take that back hip hop top40 nonsence anyone can do, there is no real mixing or matching beats involved and its really easy to just play what your local radio station is playing on their charts... house.eletronic is a little more challenging....
 
Im pretty sure Lartino is a good looking player but Im also pretty sure the dude spends more time TRYING to get laid than he actually does Bro embrace your youth get a good girl and you will be alot happier.

seems to me like he doesnt have to try very hard. chicks flock to him.
 
I think he's studying to be an anesthesiologist (I butchered that word, fuck). Besides, being an RN takes a helluva lot more schooling and effort than it does to manage teenagers in a gap-esquestore, dressing mannequins, etc.

They're two sides of the same coin though. Pdaddy needs just validation from us as lart. They're both chicks to me.

CRNA if I'm not mistaken. Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist. But they make as much or even more than some MDs.

Even an RN (2 yr. degree) can earn a damn good income. Depending on where they're working, what they're doing, etc. can be $75K to over $100K (easy with some OT and on call). Not bad for saving lives sir!
 
CRNA if I'm not mistaken. Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist. But they make as much or even more than some MDs.

Even an RN (2 yr. degree) can earn a damn good income. Depending on where they're working, what they're doing, etc. can be $75K to over $100K (easy with some OT and on call). Not bad for saving lives sir!

I'm sure it beats putting scarves on plastic people.
 
lol

didn't goldendelicious post these stories once!

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yeah, or ones just like them.
Hell, my boy Slat1, he's forgotten more than most guys can dream. I haven't seen anybody here or irl that can match him story for story....

He was by here a day or two ago...
 
Yeah slat fell into the situations - he didnt even have to try.

GD was always talking about getting into fights with his buddy and how chicks envied him cause he was so hot. haha

This does feel like recycled material.
 
Yeah slat fell into the situations - he didnt even have to try.
GD was always talking about getting into fights with his buddy and how chicks envied him cause he was so hot. haha

This does feel like recycled material.


didn't he, that guy has some shit to tell. I PM'd him, maybe he'll drop by. I never did know exactly what brought him in contact with all the models and such. He never was the chest pounding type, you had to damn near drag the stories out of him.
 
true dat... I enjoy/ed them both
 
As part of my 12 step program to becoming a normal person I should tell everyone I am trying to find a "normal" girl to date. I am also trying not to bang random chicks while in this process.
How is it working? Horrible!
So I am reevaluating. Why be what I am not meant to be!?!?
The one girl I respect the most who is smart, funny and sexy is of course... a stripper. I might just see where this leads me once again.
I can't think of any great stories other than ones that involve me being a total loser (like doing lines off some girls tits I never met before).
2009 is a new year... I'm getting older... its time for me to get my stuff together! I will post all relapses along the way though.
Thanks for the kind words.
 
As part of my 12 step program to becoming a normal person I should tell everyone I am trying to find a "normal" girl to date. I am also trying not to bang random chicks while in this process.
How is it working? Horrible!
So I am reevaluating. Why be what I am not meant to be!?!?
The one girl I respect the most who is smart, funny and sexy is of course... a stripper. I might just see where this leads me once again.
I can't think of any great stories other than ones that involve me being a total loser (like doing lines off some girls tits I never met before).
2009 is a new year... I'm getting older... its time for me to get my stuff together! I will post all relapses along the way though.
Thanks for the kind words.


lol awesome.

Hi slat
 
As part of my 12 step program to becoming a normal person I should tell everyone I am trying to find a "normal" girl to date. I am also trying not to bang random chicks while in this process.
How is it working? Horrible!
So I am reevaluating. Why be what I am not meant to be!?!?
The one girl I respect the most who is smart, funny and sexy is of course... a stripper. I might just see where this leads me once again.
I can't think of any great stories other than ones that involve me being a total loser (like doing lines off some girls tits I never met before).
2009 is a new year... I'm getting older... its time for me to get my stuff together! I will post all relapses along the way though.
Thanks for the kind words.


Just get fat again - like in that one pic you posted where you had long hair or something.

Then you'll find chicks who like you for you hahha
 
As part of my 12 step program to becoming a normal person I should tell everyone I am trying to find a "normal" girl to date. I am also trying not to bang random chicks while in this process.
How is it working? Horrible!
So I am reevaluating. Why be what I am not meant to be!?!?
The one girl I respect the most who is smart, funny and sexy is of course... a stripper. I might just see where this leads me once again.
I can't think of any great stories other than ones that involve me being a total loser (like doing lines off some girls tits I never met before).
2009 is a new year... I'm getting older... its time for me to get my stuff together! I will post all relapses along the way though.
Thanks for the kind words.

DOOD! let me help then. LOL
How about the story of the mom and daughter who were getting anal if front of everyone. You could start there.... LMAO
 
DOOD! let me help then. LOL
How about the story of the mom and daughter who were getting anal if front of everyone. You could start there.... LMAO

Hmmmm. I don't recall but that seems really familiar for some reason.
I am going to bet it was on a trip to Vegas during the AVN's or something. I used to party pretty hard. I am starting to forget a lot of things. Shit, it could be old age too.
That is ringing a bell deep in my mind someplace.
This past year I have been on somewhat of a dry spell. Hopefully, someone else is carrying the torch!
 
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