my most favorite embarassing moment was when...

[biteme]

I Skip forward a few hours to the Home Depot. I had gas that was loud, and it was really building up pressure. Bad cramps. I kept trying to sneak one out, but they were loud. I couldn't do anything to make them come out quiet, and the Home Depot is like a fart amphitheater. So I go out to my car, look around and don't see anyone close. I let one rip that was as long and as loud as if I would have done it on my forearm. Totally deflated, super loud, complete relief. I got into my car, rolled my window down, looked over at the car next to me, and there was a woman sitting in the pasenger seat with the window down, glaring at me. My ass had to have been 3" away from her head when I let that loose. She didn't say anything. She just glared.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DannoMight]

farting on the leg press and hearing the people on the treadmills and cardio equiptment chuckle as I was ripping ass with each rep.

 

[JayC9]

I had a 2 in one day embarrassing deal a few years ago.

Part 1: I was at the mall and went to but a shirt at Bannana Republic. I go to pay, and it was this swishy geigh black guy at the counter. (2 things here, I shave my head and I saw Delerious the night before.) So I go to pay, I pull out my wallet, and see I didn't have cash on me. I had just barely got an Amex and forgot I had it in my wallet. I must have seemed surprised to have it because fuggin Little richadr behind the counter gets all sassy and was like,"Honey, you msure this is yours?"

So I said,"What's the matter? Black man can't have a credit card? Er, I mean bald man. 'Cause I saw Eddie Murphy..." My words got quieter and quieter as pretty much everyone within earshot looked at me like I was a douche.

Skip forward a few hours to the Home Depot. I had gas that was loud, and it was really building up pressure. Bad cramps. I kept trying to sneak one out, but they were loud. I couldn't do anything to make them come out quiet, and the Home Depot is like a fart amphitheater. So I go out to my car, look around and don't see anyone close. I let one rip that was as long and as loud as if I would have done it on my forearm. Totally deflated, super loud, complete relief. I got into my car, rolled my window down, looked over at the car next to me, and there was a woman sitting in the pasenger seat with the window down, glaring at me. My ass had to have been 3" away from her head when I let that loose. She didn't say anything. She just glared.

Awesome!

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I had a 2 in one day embarrassing deal a few years ago.

Part 1: I was at the mall and went to but a shirt at Bannana Republic. I go to pay, and it was this swishy geigh black guy at the counter. (2 things here, I shave my head and I saw Delerious the night before.) So I go to pay, I pull out my wallet, and see I didn't have cash on me. I had just barely got an Amex and forgot I had it in my wallet. I must have seemed surprised to have it because fuggin Little richadr behind the counter gets all sassy and was like,"Honey, you msure this is yours?"

So I said,"What's the matter? Black man can't have a credit card? Er, I mean bald man. 'Cause I saw Eddie Murphy..." My words got quieter and quieter as pretty much everyone within earshot looked at me like I was a douche.

Skip forward a few hours to the Home Depot. I had gas that was loud, and it was really building up pressure. Bad cramps. I kept trying to sneak one out, but they were loud. I couldn't do anything to make them come out quiet, and the Home Depot is like a fart amphitheater. So I go out to my car, look around and don't see anyone close. I let one rip that was as long and as loud as if I would have done it on my forearm. Totally deflated, super loud, complete relief. I got into my car, rolled my window down, looked over at the car next to me, and there was a woman sitting in the pasenger seat with the window down, glaring at me. My ass had to have been 3" away from her head when I let that loose. She didn't say anything. She just glared.

#2 is the winner..I rarely luagh out loud on the net, but that is great...



Bluesman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

once upon a time, when i was still a young perky delicious, i was in a lab doing a physiology prac about heart rhythm. anyway, the fuckers (my classmates) stuck 12 leads to my (unshaved ) chest/abdomen so that they could display my heart rhythm/speed on one of those graphs you see in emergency rooms.

anyway, there were about 10 of us completely mesmerised watching my heart blip away on this little black and green screen, and one of my smartarse mates (tim. ill never forget that fucker. you wait till i see him again ) looks at this UGLY girl sitting on my right and says "golden, i want you to imagine xxxxxx (girls name) slowly slipping her bra off, sliding her hand up your thigh..." etc etc...anyway, i knew what the fucker was doing (trying to get me thinking dirty thoughts and make my heart rate rise, and make everyone think that i was actually imagining this skank with her hands all over me ) and all i could think was "omfg! tim you prick! you prick!!!" and...my heart rate starts to rise...and keeps rising...and keeps rising...and so there we are, all 10 of us, with my heart going blipblipblipblipblipblip!!!! on this fucking screen...and no one says anything

i was so ashamed

 

[heatherrae]

once upon a time, when i was still a young perky delicious, i was in a lab doing a physiology prac about heart rhythm. anyway, the fuckers (my classmates) stuck 12 leads to my (unshaved ) chest/abdomen so that they could display my heart rhythm/speed on one of those graphs you see in emergency rooms.

anyway, there were about 10 of us completely mesmerised watching my heart blip away on this little black and green screen, and one of my smartarse mates (tim. ill never forget that fucker. you wait till i see him again ) looks at this UGLY girl sitting on my right and says "golden, i want you to imagine xxxxxx (girls name) slowly slipping her bra off, sliding her hand up your thigh..." etc etc...anyway, i knew what the fucker was doing (trying to get me thinking dirty thoughts and make my heart rate rise, and make everyone think that i was actually imagining this skank with her hands all over me ) and all i could think was "omfg! tim you prick! you prick!!!" and...my heart rate starts to rise...and keeps rising...and keeps rising...and so there we are, all 10 of us, with my heart going blipblipblipblipblipblip!!!! on this fucking screen...and no one says anything

i was so ashamed

good one.