My luck with women

[justinf22]

you should probably just lower your standards ....you have to go for the chicks you can get, judging from your pics , most women in 250 lbs + category should be all yours.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Why am I continually punished like this? I'm extremely shy, I have social anxiety real bad. I've had my eye on this sweet young thing at work. I finally got up the balls to go talk to her. After a few minutes what does she start talking about...... her BOYFRIEND OF COURSE!!!!! Why does this happen to me? WHY WHY WHY WHY?

You are *NOT* shy!!!!! Who is always posting his butt and peepee up in here?

That is not the workings of a shy person.

I am sorry about the girl though. It is better to not date people you work with.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

maybe she has a bf?

plifter...there are many more hotties out there...get some!!!

 

[TheSalami]

i think chicks are intimidated by an internet porn star such as yourself.

 

[Kakdiesel]

plifter..what the hell man..just go to the Wild Dawg or Icon on a Saturday night..plenty of trashy ho's to bang fo real


So where do you work in Huntington??

 

[plifter]

Okay assholes, she really does have a boyfriend. I saw her with her man. The point I was making is that it's hard for me to initiate anything with a lady and when I finally do, she's already taken.

And GoatFucker, don't start shit with me. I'll saw your pecker off with a chainsaw and make you give yourself a blow job.

By the way Kak, I won't say what company I work for because everything our company does or doesn't do ends up in the news. I can see the headlines now, "Employee of ACME corp. posts gay hate speech on internet chat board". But I'll give you a hint, I work for an online retailer that sells books, music, and videos plus many other items.

 

[plifter]

Do you think your shyness and social anxiety could be attributed to your penis size?

I heard that men with larger penises are more confident around the ladies.

No penis size doesn't have anything to do with it. I was shy long before I realized that my penis was a little bit smaller than others.

Honestly, if I post pics of it for thousands of people to see then I'm obviously not that self conscious about it. You guys make fun of it as if I'm a circus freak but it's only about an inch away from average.

I just have problems initiating contact with the ladies.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

By the way Kak, I won't say what company I work for because everything our company does or doesn't do ends up in the news. I can see the headlines now, "Employee of ACME corp. posts gay hate speech on internet chat board". But I'll give you a hint, I work for an online retailer that sells books, music, and videos plus many other items.

Oh gee, this is a toughy....hmmm...could it be...AMAZON.com?

Plifter!!! Men's forum now!!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Plifter,
That is it. If I hear anyone mention Plifter's dick one more time I will be forced to post a pic of my own dick on the pictures of men board tommorow. How much converstation can one dick precipitate. Jesus!

Whity

Yes yes yes!!! Do it!!! New peepee!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Tommorow. I am writing a thread now to announce it.

Good god!! Why do you have to make a big annoucement out of everything? Just post the peepee!

I don't have time for that. I need to see it now.