My little zipper accident

[the_clockwork]

"little" being the operative word in the title.











j.k.

loololololo owned x 23409

I didn't get laid so doesn't matter

 

[heatherrae]

loololololo owned x 23409

I didn't get laid so doesn't matter

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

 

[ortiz34]

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

With chicks like you

 

[javaguru]

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

I run 80% on first or second date.....

BTW, listening to your entire,"I've never done this......" spiel gets old....

 

[PICK3]

wasn't freeballing.. my boxers just didn't close up front... it sucked

thanks for reminding me

I have to get so more underwear

 

[wootoom]

fuck i hate doing that

 

[lilj888]

i dont understand how u can zipper ur dick? enless u zip the very tip of it

can u guys give me some insight?

 

[javaguru]

i dont understand how u can zipper ur dick? enless u zip the very tip of it

can u guys give me some insight?

You push your dick in and it flops out while you zip it in.....I understand why "less endowed" dudes can't see how it could happen......

 

[lilj888]

i dont see people zipping a zipper all the way around there dick i find that impossible i can see it giving a little pinch but not like the something about marry were the hole thing zipped around

 

[javaguru]

i dont see people zipping a zipper all the way around there dick i find that impossible i can see it giving a little pinch but not like the something about marry were the hole thing zipped around

No, you zip it until you realize the skin is caught. Then you try to figure out the way to extricate yourself as best yiu can...