My little zipper accident

[the_clockwork]

So I have a date tonight.. and while I was getting ready I zipped my dick up in my zipper and it dropped me to the ground.. It bled and is scabbed over.. Now I won't be able to get laid cuz it'll look like I have a std!


fuck my luck

 

[Cutiebaby]

how the fuck can you manage to zip your dick????

 

[Lestat]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

 

[NickyE3]

OUCH!

that is why im not a free-baller

with my luck I would be hammered at a party and do that

 

[the_clockwork]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

umm ya I wish I was making this up.. don't ask for pics

 

[the_clockwork]

OUCH!

that is why im not a free-baller

with my luck I would be hammered at a party and do that

wasn't freeballing.. my boxers just didn't close up front... it sucked

 

[Cutiebaby]

you should put some neosporin on that shit..Dont want it lookin all scarred and nasty after it heals

 

[heatherrae]

"little" being the operative word in the title.











j.k.

 

[ortiz34]

I wonder if this story is actually true. With Cawkwork you never know.

 

[javaguru]

uh dude, we all saw Something about Mary. Get some original material good bro

I did that to myself when I was going home from BCT in 1989.......I wasn't used to zippers and boxers....I didn't draw blood but it really hurt

 

[the_clockwork]

"little" being the operative word in the title.











j.k.

loololololo owned x 23409

I didn't get laid so doesn't matter

 

[heatherrae]

loololololo owned x 23409

I didn't get laid so doesn't matter

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

 

[ortiz34]

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

With chicks like you

 

[javaguru]

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

I run 80% on first or second date.....

BTW, listening to your entire,"I've never done this......" spiel gets old....

 

[PICK3]

wasn't freeballing.. my boxers just didn't close up front... it sucked

thanks for reminding me

I have to get so more underwear

 

[wootoom]

fuck i hate doing that

 

[lilj888]

i dont understand how u can zipper ur dick? enless u zip the very tip of it

can u guys give me some insight?

 

[javaguru]

i dont understand how u can zipper ur dick? enless u zip the very tip of it

can u guys give me some insight?

You push your dick in and it flops out while you zip it in.....I understand why "less endowed" dudes can't see how it could happen......

 

[lilj888]

i dont see people zipping a zipper all the way around there dick i find that impossible i can see it giving a little pinch but not like the something about marry were the hole thing zipped around

 

[javaguru]

i dont see people zipping a zipper all the way around there dick i find that impossible i can see it giving a little pinch but not like the something about marry were the hole thing zipped around

No, you zip it until you realize the skin is caught. Then you try to figure out the way to extricate yourself as best yiu can...

 

[the_clockwork]

wtf I just pinched it I didn't zip it all the way around.. once you pinch it you have to go back.. you are at the point of no return and that is the painful part

 

[string_bean00]

Do men really count on getting laid the first night?

fairly often, yes it does happen by first or second date

 

[musclemom]

Awww, Clockwork, you reminded me of a story about my son

... but I think I've already told it on this board and I refuse to be accused of senile reposting

 

[the_clockwork]

Awww, Clockwork, you reminded me of a story about my son

oh god I bet that was the most embarrassing moment of his life