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My kid is going to be named after me, a JR.

nah i convinced her to name it after me since i told her for this month ill start being with her (not together as in bf/gf) but for the baby

So what if its not yours but you have your name put on the BC? You are stuck with the fucking CS payments on a fucking rugrat that isnt even yours rob. Havent we been over this a million times already? dont do a gutdamn thing until you have the paternity test done and know that the kids yours.
If you put your name on the BC before finding out the kid is actually yours, and it turns out the kid is not yours, you are FUKKED.

Jesus gutdamn christ rob I love ya but this shit is about to get really real, really fast, so dont fuck yourself in the ass before you even get out the gate.
If the kids not yours you fucking jettison both their asses out of your life and get on with making yourself successful. Dont carry any dead weight if you dont have to (if kids not yours).
 
dude im not putting my name on the BD until i get the DNA test back and it says im the dad.

she can still put his name on it

So what if its not yours but you have your name put on the BC? You are stuck with the fucking CS payments on a fucking rugrat that isnt even yours rob. Havent we been over this a million times already? dont do a gutdamn thing until you have the paternity test done and know that the kids yours.
If you put your name on the BC before finding out the kid is actually yours, and it turns out the kid is not yours, you are FUKKED.

Jesus gutdamn christ rob I love ya but this shit is about to get really real, really fast, so dont fuck yourself in the ass before you even get out the gate.
If the kids not yours you fucking jettison both their asses out of your life and get on with making yourself successful. Dont carry any dead weight if you dont have to (if kids not yours).
 
ok guys lemme break it down for you

-she breaks water, she delivers baby
-she puts my name as the name of the kid
-i do NOT sign that shit, i dont sign anything
-i get a dna test right away and get results 1 week later
-if im the dad, i sign BC. If im not i peace the fuck out
-if its not mine then she can change the name on the BC, i really dont give a fuck
 
ok guys lemme break it down for you

-she breaks water, she delivers baby
-she puts my name as the name of the kid
-i do NOT sign that shit, i dont sign anything
-i get a dna test right away and get results 1 week later
-if im the dad, i sign BC. If im not i peace the fuck out
-if its not mine then she can change the name on the BC, i really dont give a fuck

sounds great on paper but you gotta have follow through when you get caught up in all the emotional whirlwind that this situation has the potential to be. Stay the course of above.
 
Make sure you use a permanent marker to make a mark that only you will recognize. You must do this immediately after the child passes through the beef curtains... otherwise, they may switch your baby.
 
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I must admit maury paternity test shows are the shit when teh whore gets pwned and the dude busts out dancing and high fiving the audience
 
I'm going to look at history (like I did with the silver thread), and not project some fantasy future (like glad's doing with the silver thread), and say glad fucks this all up. Goes in falls in love with the baby, signs everything, tells his ex in front of witnesses he knows it's his kid, looks just like him, etc. Makes promises to pay and be in his life, all in front of her family.

A couple of years later another guy gets the paternity test done and turns out it's his kid. Glad is stuck paying.
 
I saw this episode of maury where this guy named josh had a kid with his gf and they named the kid josh jr. Then it turned out josh wasn't josh Jr's daddy.
 
So what if its not yours but you have your name put on the BC? You are stuck with the fucking CS payments on a fucking rugrat that isnt even yours rob. Havent we been over this a million times already? dont do a gutdamn thing until you have the paternity test done and know that the kids yours.
If you put your name on the BC before finding out the kid is actually yours, and it turns out the kid is not yours, you are FUKKED.

Jesus gutdamn christ rob I love ya but this shit is about to get really real, really fast, so dont fuck yourself in the ass before you even get out the gate.
If the kids not yours you fucking jettison both their asses out of your life and get on with making yourself successful. Dont carry any dead weight if you dont have to (if kids not yours).

i second phagocytes post!
 
lololololololol...she either saw you comin or you saw everyone that responded to this thread

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awesome...fukwit
 
He'd rather prove that his boys can swim, even though it means 18-21 years of child support.
 
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not gonna lie, it would be pretty fucking hilarious if he got his name under the "baby's name" section without having to sign under "father's name".

especially if the kid ends up not being his
 
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