My kid is going to be named after me, a JR.

[Smurfy]

so if she names it after you and then it' not your baby, then what?

 

[Mr. dB]

so if she names it after you and then it' not your baby, then what?

You know he's not gonna do the paternity test.

 

[chris302001]

doesnt have the stones

 

[the.gladiator1987]

dude im not putting my name on the BD until i get the DNA test back and it says im the dad.

she can still put his name on it

So what if its not yours but you have your name put on the BC? You are stuck with the fucking CS payments on a fucking rugrat that isnt even yours rob. Havent we been over this a million times already? dont do a gutdamn thing until you have the paternity test done and know that the kids yours.
If you put your name on the BC before finding out the kid is actually yours, and it turns out the kid is not yours, you are FUKKED.

Jesus gutdamn christ rob I love ya but this shit is about to get really real, really fast, so dont fuck yourself in the ass before you even get out the gate.
If the kids not yours you fucking jettison both their asses out of your life and get on with making yourself successful. Dont carry any dead weight if you dont have to (if kids not yours).

 

[-SD-]

ok

christ

 

[the.gladiator1987]

ok guys lemme break it down for you

-she breaks water, she delivers baby
-she puts my name as the name of the kid
-i do NOT sign that shit, i dont sign anything
-i get a dna test right away and get results 1 week later
-if im the dad, i sign BC. If im not i peace the fuck out
-if its not mine then she can change the name on the BC, i really dont give a fuck

 

[-SD-]

ok guys lemme break it down for you

-she breaks water, she delivers baby
-she puts my name as the name of the kid
-i do NOT sign that shit, i dont sign anything
-i get a dna test right away and get results 1 week later
-if im the dad, i sign BC. If im not i peace the fuck out
-if its not mine then she can change the name on the BC, i really dont give a fuck

sounds great on paper but you gotta have follow through when you get caught up in all the emotional whirlwind that this situation has the potential to be. Stay the course of above.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

true bro, if its my kid i know there will be some attachment

 

[jemimmamcn1gatr0n]

Make sure you use a permanent marker to make a mark that only you will recognize. You must do this immediately after the child passes through the beef curtains... otherwise, they may switch your baby.

 

[Lambruh]

lol @ the baited


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